Funny Christmas song lyrics:  Another Internet Christmas. Santas helpers, Xmas Spirit, shopping mall.  MickTerry.com

Funny Christmas song lyrics:  Another Internet Christmas.  Santa's helpers, Xmas Spirit, shopping mall.  MICK TERRY
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( Funny Christmas song lyrics )
ANOTHER INTERNET CHRISTMAS
Copyright 2000 - MickTerry.com

( "Ring Christmas Bills ... " )

I like to shop. I like to browse.
But there are things that get me steamed.
I hate the lines. I hate the crowds.
I hate the frantic Christmas scene
where all of Santa's helpers push and shove
and they act more like little trolls than elves;
where all the Christmas Spirit's lost because
they're the last ones sitting on the shelves.

    It's ANOTHER INTERNET CHRISTMAS:
    not a foot in a shopping mall.
    What a way to do all my business
    where I don't leave the house at all.
    It's ANOTHER INTERNET CHRISTMAS:
    no more cars, crowds or waiting lines.
    Even Santa does his shopping all on-line.

I like to shop. I like to browse.
But then I hate bad attitudes.
I hate the guff. I hate the frowns.
I hate the sales clerks acting rude.
But I have found a way to circumvent
all the hassles outside my sheltered house
&, just by logging on the Internet,
do my shopping with a little mouse.

    CHORUS

        No more crowds.
        No more fender-benders in the parking lots.
        No more sounds
        of all the silent ringing near the big black pots.

But I am not the only one
to have discovered this cute trick
to bring the mall into my home
with just a simple double-click.
& now it seems the whole damned universe
tries to hog up on all the modem time.
& now I've got to pay right through the nose
just to get my browser on the line.

    It's ANOTHER INTERNET CHRISTMAS:
    Now I'm back in an empty mall.
    What a way to do all my business
    where I don't have to wait at all.
    It's ANOTHER INTERNET CHRISTMAS:
    now I'm jolly and feeling fine.
    Even Santa's having trouble getting on-line.
    Even Santa's having trouble getting on-line.

Copyright 2000  MICK TERRY  Silent Tree Music  All rights reserved
[ Reprinted here by permission of the composer-lyricist ]   BMI
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Another Internet Christmas
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