Silent Tree Music - Song Lyrics
( Household appliance conspiracy song lyrics )
( THERE'S AN )
APPLIANCE ALLIANCE AGAINST ME
Copyright © 2010 - MickTerry.com
On YouTube, performed LIVE by MICK TERRY
My cellphone's screaming mutiny.
Weed whacker's out for blood.
My dishwasher is backing up again.
Computer's on a hunger strike.
My IPod's not so good.
And my printer hasn't worked since don't know when.
THERE'S AN APPLIANCE ALLIANCE AGAINST ME.
They're out to make me look some kind of fool.
THERE'S AN APPLIANCE ALLIANCE AGAINST ME:
a conspiracy of gadgets and tools.
My DVD will not eject.
My blender's gone insane
and pureed my pajamas and pet frog.
My microwave does TV shows,
while my flat screen nukes my brain.
And my chain saw won't cut pudding, soup or logs.
I brought them all together in the middle of the kitchen floor
on top of piles of paper in case some leaked.
I brought them all together just to give them the old 'what for'.
To their credit, they just sat and heard me speak.
"All right, you guys. Enough is quite enough.
I don't know what you've planned, but it's the end.
All right, you guys. But, now the jig is up.
Remember, I'm the boss and not your friend."
I thought my speech went adm'rably:
had to put them in their place.
But, then they started whistling some old song:
The Bridge on the River Kwai.
Couldn't make the fire escape.
They attacked me without mercy all night long.
Copyright © 2010 MICK TERRY Silent Tree Music All rights reserved
[ Reprinted here by permission of the composer-lyricist ] BMI
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Inspired by a skit from Woody Allen's The Nightclub Years
To other technology song lyrics:
To other house / home song lyrics: NEKKID
I'M GOING HOME
BRAND NEW SLUMS
INVASION OF PRIVACY
LIVING IN A RIVERBED
TRAILER TRASH TRAMP
STEAMING CUP OF COFFEE
THREE STRIKES AGAINST YOU
MISS MANNERS, MISS MANNERS
TAGGERS HIT OUR HOME TODAY
I CAN TELL YOU BUY AT COSTCO
AIN'T IT THE AMERICAN DREAM?
& THERE SHE GOES (HOME AGAIN)
NEW NEIGHBOR FROM ATASCADERO
$700 BILLION MAY BE CHUMP CHANGE
WHO PUT OUT THE SIGN 'ALL YOU CAN EAT BUFFET'?
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