Wedding song lyrics funny: Big Fat Zit. Lip fever blister, tongue canker sore, picture perfect.  MickTerry.com

Wedding song lyrics funny: Big Fat Zit. Lip fever blister, tongue canker sore, picture perfect.  MICK TERRY
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( Funny wedding song lyrics )
BIG FAT ZIT
Copyright 2006 - MickTerry.com

(woman in her early 20's)
Oh, my god! It's here! It's the big special day.
It's the day for which I've been waiting.
It's the day ev'ryone will be looking at me,
ev'ry one is anticipating.
Oh, my god! It's weird. Doesn't matter which day:
any day I'm to be captivating,
on display for the whole freaking world- to see.
The effect will be devastating.

And what shows up when I'm asking my skin
to be on the best of behavior?
And what shows up? Am I punished for sins?
Did I fall into God's- disfavor?

    BIG FAT ZIT on my forehead.
    Canker sore on my tongue.
    Fever blister on the edge of my lip
    and the day has only begun.
    BIG FAT ZIT on my forehead.
    One starting on my left cheek.
    Fever blister on the edge of my lip
    and they all scream, "Hey! Look at me!"

Oh, my god! It's there! It's a monster so cruel
giving birth to its own damned creation.
It inflames and expands and becomes visible
to a blind man crossing the nation.
Oh, my god! I swear it has happened each time
that I've had to look picture perfect.
Confirmation, the prom, graduation, those crimes
where my beauty's all on the surface.

And what shows up when I'm asking my skin
to be on the best of behavior?
And what shows up? Am I punished for sins?
Did I fall into God's- disfavor?

    CHORUS

        Imploding, exploding, it won't go away.
        It's the curse I've always been dreading.
        Erupting, disgusting, had to happen today.
        After all, it's only my wedding.
        Imploding, exploding, it won't go away.
        It's the curse I've always been dreading.
        Erupting, disgusting, had to happen today.
        Might as well have been my beheading.

    CHORUS

Copyright 2006  MICK TERRY  Silent Tree Music  All rights reserved
[ Reprinted here by permission of the composer-lyricist ]   BMI
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To other health & food song lyrics:   JUST SO FAT
To other anatomy song lyrics:   OF WRINKLES
IT WON'T HELP
EYES THAT CROSS
MOUTH-TO-MOUTH
SHE'S A KNOCKOUT
HUNG LIKE A HORSE
MAXIMUM EXPOSURE
FULL BODY MESSAGE
SHE'S GOT A TATTOO
ANOREXIA CAN BE FUN
WITH MORNING MOUTH
YOUR * * * * DON'T STINK
FOLLICLELY CHALLENGED
HOT CROP OF CONTESTANTS
ANOTHER NAKED BREAKFAST
(IS THAT A) PENCIL IN YOUR POCKET?
DOES SHE KNOW WHAT SHE IS DOING?
DOES THIS PREGNANCY MAKE ME LOOK FAT?
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