Bigfoot song funny lyrics: Bigfoot Ate My Mother song. Sasquatch lyrics, Abdominal Snowman Yeti, Loch Ness Monster MickTerry.com

Bigfoot song funny lyrics: Bigfoot Ate My Mother song. Sasquatch lyrics, Abdominal Snowman Yeti, Loch Ness Monster MICK TERRY
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( Bigfoot song lyrics )
BIGFOOT ATE MY MOTHER
( Funny Sasquatch, Abdominal Snowman Yeti,   ( sic )
Loch Nessie Monster, King Kong song lyrics )
Copyright 2006 - MickTerry.com

On  Bigfoot song funny lyrics: Bigfoot Ate My Mother song. Sasquatch lyrics, Abdominal Snowman Yeti, Loch Ness Monster MickTerry YouTube YouTube,  performed  LIVE  by  MICK TERRY   (soon!)

The adventurous life isn't all that it's cracked up to be.
Maybe plenty of thrills and there's lots of chills,
but it's not for me.
Ev'ry moment you must choose.
There's an awful lot to lose.
& there's no more going back & no guarantee.

    BIGFOOT ATE MY MOTHER.
    Sasquatch had my brother for lunch.
    The Abdominal Snowman Yeti took my sister for his bride.
    Yes, BIGFOOT ATE MY MOTHER.
    King Kong dropped my cousin with a punch.
    & the Loch Ness Monster took my father for a dive.

Good ol' India-na Jones had a placid life to my old man's.
Dad would drag us along out into the wild
ev'ry time he'd camp.
Chasing creatures oversized,
we could sacrifice our lives.
It was not too great a cost to give Dad the chance.

    CHORUS

        Dragons, monsters: the bigger, all the better.
        Chasing them through mountains & swamps
        in all kinds of weather.
        Dragons, monsters: bigger, badder & meaner.
        With ev'ry one, we would lose someone
        & our fam'ly tree kept getting leaner.

'Til our very last trip to Scotland, it's just Dad & me.
There's nobody that's left.
We have whittled down our whole fam'ly tree.
Dad roped Nessie by the neck,
but she yanked him off the deck.
That's the last I've stepped outside & that's fine by me.

    CHORUS

Copyright 2006  MICK TERRY  Silent Tree Music  All rights reserved
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Bigfoot song funny lyrics: Bigfoot Ate My Mother song printed in Brier Patch Ramble Magazine: Ain't Poetry, Dammit! 6-1-15 Brier Patch Ramble Magazine  (Ain't Poetry, Dammit!)  6-1-15

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BIG BIRD'S MISSING
THE WHISTLE SONG
SANDMAN IS CALLING
LISTEN TO ME, SANTA
KINGDOM OF THE GUN
MY BINKY, MY BLANKY
TICKLE ME, TICKLE ME
TOY STORY FROM CHINA
SUGAR HIGH, SUGAR LOW
PEANUT BUTTER PANCAKES
THE EASTER BUNNY & SANTA
RUMBLE ON SESAME STREET
RUNNING OUT OF THE MOVIES
DADDY CANCELED CHRISTMAS
THE COMPUTER ATE MY HOMEWORK
I DON'T THINK MY MOMMY LIKES ME VERY MUCH
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