Blow-Up Doll song funny lyrics: Blow-Up Doll in Passenger Seat song. HOV fast lane lyrics. MickTerry.com

Blow-Up Doll song funny lyrics: Blow-Up Doll in Passenger Seat song. HOV fast lane lyrics. MICK TERRY
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( HOV diamond carpool lane inflatable passenger blow-up doll song lyrics )
BLOW-UP DOLL
( IN THE PASSENGER SEAT )
Copyright 2008 - MickTerry.com

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What is it with LA traffic?
No matter where you turn, seems the freeway is stalled.
What is it that makes things static?
All single driver cars that commute to the mall.
Way over there in the left hand lane
is a road near empty and it seems a shame.
Way over there is a lane not used
'cause we're all lone drivers with a seven amp fuse.

A   With a BLOW-UP DOLL IN THE PASSENGER SEAT,
    he's flying down the fast lane marked "HOV".
    With a ratty blonde wig & two chipped front teeth,
    she's his BLOW-UP DOLL IN THE PASSENGER SEAT.

I know I've seen this guy driving,
his vanity- plates reading "Eat- My Dust".
I doubt that he'll be complying
to similar rules as the rest- of us.
Way over there in the carpool lane,
ev'ry day his Hummer passes like insane.
Way over there, through his window dimmed,
it appears there's someone, but I bet it's just him.

    CHORUS
      A

        Down near work, I pull in to fill with gas,
        pulling right up to a familiar SUV.
        Down near work and I feel like such an ass.
        There's a blow-up doll that's staring back at me.

That night I bought my own blow-up.
I named her "Linda L." as a little dumb joke.
Clerk winking in that small porn shop:
he'd had a lot of guys wanting one of their own.
Way over here in the diamond lane,
flying past those dimwits in that waiting game.
Way over here, left side of the line,
just a black & white cruiser flashing lights from behind.

B   With a BLOW-UP DOLL IN THE PASSENGER SEAT,
    I'm flying down the fast lane marked "HOV".
    With a ratty blonde wig & two chipped front teeth,
    she's my BLOW-UP DOLL IN THE PASSENGER SEAT.

Copyright 2008  MICK TERRY  Silent Tree Music  All rights reserved
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To other police song lyrics:   IT'S JUST A JOB
To other crime song lyrics:   FORTY BIBLES
To other road song lyrics:   FINS, FINS
U-HAUL ASS
HASTY BONES
GREEN HUMMER
THE OTHER WAY
PIMP MY WALKER
DRIVE THIS SLOW
RUNAWAY TOYOTA
SHE'S TURNING LEFT
THREE MILES LATER
BIKER IN MY MIRROR
LISTEN TO ME, SANTA
WHEELS ON THE ROAD
SILLY SALLY CELLHOLE
FOG ON THE WINDSHIELD
BORED WITH HIS FERRARI
PEOPLE THINK I'M HORNY
MR. WHEELER IN YOUR SUV
OPEN SEASON ON THE FREEWAY
GASOLINE PRICES WERE PLUNGING
FIRST TIME OUT (IN HIS BRAND NEW PORSCHE)
WHAT MAKES YOU THINK YOU'VE GOT A COMPACT?
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