Silent Tree Music - Song Lyrics
( Funny bunny poop song lyrics; Bridge on the River Kwai,
Colonel Bogey March, Hitler Has Only Got One Ball )
BUNNIES ARE POOPING IN MY YARD
Copyright © 2013 - MickTerry.com
[ to the tune of millions of droppings, sung to
The Colonel Bogey March ( aka Hitler Has Only Got One Ball )
whistled in the movie The Bridge on the River Kwai ]
Good citizens of Granola Hills, unite!
There is an insidious curse that plagues our beautiful community,
threatens our environment, intimidates the sanity
& well-being of even the strongest & bravest of our citizenry.
Seldom spoken of in public, overlooked & belittled by the authorities,
it is high time this threat is brought out into the candid scrutiny of daylight!!
The time for this dire situation to be openly & honestly addressed
& effectively handled is NOW!!!
BUNNIES ARE POOPING in my yard.
Not so funny, their turds are round and hard.
By the millions or even trillions,
they leave their feces as pieces of art.
BUNNIES ARE POOPING all night long.
I've hired coyotes to help them move along.
Pellets, powders I've spread for hours-,
but still their plumbing is humming this song:
[ Thousands of kazoos, tubas, humming or pharghting to brass instrumental break ]
BUNNIES ARE POOPING ev'rywhere.
All my neighbors don't seem to mind or care.
After midnight, when there's no moonlight,
don't think they’d mind that they'd find that I've shared.
BUNNIES ARE POOPING in my grass,
in my garden, driveway and walking paths.
All my neighbors do me no favors
by loving bunnies: they can just kiss my ass.
Copyright © 2013 MICK TERRY Silent Tree Music All rights reserved
[ Reprinted here by permission of the composer-lyricist ] BMI
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Parody of The Colonel Bogey March ( original music by Kenneth Alford [FJ Ricketts] © 1914 )
aka Hitler Has Only Got One Ball ( original words by Toby O’Brien [?] © 1939 )
from the movie The Bridge on the River Kwai © 1957,
as performed by Mitch Miller & His Orchestra © 1957
in a medley with March from the River Kwai ( original music by Malcolm Arnold © 1957 ).
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