Email song lyrics funny: Buried in Email. Youve got spam mail wholesale, outlook filters delete Internet.  MickTerry.com

Email song lyrics funny: Buried in Email. Youve got spam mail wholesale, outlook filters delete Internet.  MICK TERRY
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BURIED IN E-MAIL
Copyright 2006 - MickTerry.com

On  Email song lyrics funny: Buried in Email. Youve got spam mail wholesale, delete outlook filters. Mick Terry YouTube YouTube,  performed  LIVE  by  MICK TERRY   (soon!)

Email to the left of me. Email to the right.
Email even when I sleep. Email through the night.
It greets me with a cheery voice:   the dreaded "You've got mail!"
So stupid 'cause it's obvious. It's sent to me wholesale.

    I'm BURIED IN E-MAIL, BURIED IN spam.
    I've got three filters running & they're doing what they can
    to keep above the surface so my epitaph won't read,
   "BURIED IN E-MAIL. May the Internet have mercy on me."

Email at my work each day. Email at my home.
Email when I'm far away. It won't leave me alone.
I know I can just leave it off, but then, I'm more behind.
The outlook isn't promising. It's all become a grind.

    CHORUS

        What a marvelous invention! What a fabulous device!
        Who'd have thought that it would bring contention?
        Who'd have thought it could become un-nice?
        Who'd have thought it would be trashed with garbage,
        even more than what's mailed to your door?
        Who'd have thought they'd overwhelm with verbiage
        to disguise what they are trying to score?

Email when I take a break, while drinking from my cup.
Can't let a second go to waste. I'm trying to catch up.
Afraid I'll miss important notes somewhere among the sludge.
I'm learning to not read each joke. "Delete" 's the final judge.

    CHORUS

        & the email filters grab the mail I really want
        while they pass through lots of junk ...

Copyright 2006  MICK TERRY  Silent Tree Music  All rights reserved
[ Reprinted here by permission of the composer-lyricist ]   BMI
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To other technology song lyrics:   LIFE.COM
LITTLE SURFER
YOU'VE GOT SPAM
AMERICAN HACKER
LITTLE GREEN MEN
VOICE RECOGNITION
FALLING SPACE JUNK
THIS PHONE IS A P.O.S.
MY COMPUTER'S DOWN
SILLY SALLY CELLHOLE
I SOLD MY WIFE ON eBAY
NORTON ANTI-TERRORIST
TOPPED OUT ON TWITTER
EVERYTHING IS AUTOMAGIC
OUTSOURCING, OFFSHORING
LOST IN A VOICE MAIL JUNGLE
ANOTHER INTERNET CHRISTMAS
DAY AFTER ROSWELL (OF CORSO)
THE COMPUTER ATE MY HOMEWORK
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