Silent Tree Music - Song Lyrics
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COMEDY OF TERRORS
Copyright © 2000 - MickTerry.com
Three hundred million dollars
in a joint-state lottery
all went to just two winners. Not a penny went to me.
Now, why should all that money only go to just two men?
When only one revealed himself, that proved the point again.
But there were other losers in this twisted game of fate:
Three brothers: Manny, Sid and Zack, who lived in the next state.
They had to move in quick before defenses were in place.
They stole the winner's daughter with the most angelic face.
A COMEDY OF TERRORS, a caper gone awry.
A COMEDY OF TERRORS & kiss it all goodbye.
She said her name was Krystal. She was sharp as they were dull.
They'd promised they would take her Barbie shopping in the mall.
But first, they had to take a little detour to this farm.
They never dreamed how badly this one kid could do them harm.
It wasn't that her talking was incessant all the time,
or even that she chattered in an irritating whine.
She had this nasty habit where she'd kick them in the shins
for no apparent reason or if only on a whim.
She'd scream & shout & set the chickens free.
They didn't have the heart to gag
or tie her to a tree.
She'd scream & shout & throw her hissy fits.
They didn't want to hurt her.
They weren't prepared for this.
Now, all they ever wanted was a piece of Daddy's pie.
A measly million bucks for each. He'd never bat an eye.
But Daddy never heard from them or saw a ransom note,
for when they finally got it done, she fed it to the goat.
She'd never heard of Red Chief, but she sure could play the part.
In total desperation, they returned her without charge.
An ironic little footnote: in Zack's trash can all along,
the other winning ticket. He had read the numbers wrong.
Copyright © 2000 MICK TERRY Silent Tree Music All rights reserved
[ Reprinted here by permission of the composer-lyricist ] BMI
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