Shart song funny lyrics: Damn! I Sharted Again! song. MickTerry.com

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( Funny shart song lyrics )
DAMN!  I SHARTED AGAIN!
Copyright © 2008 - MickTerry.com

 

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It was a party to be envied by other parties:
a celebration of Cousin Heatherís third divorce.
Her dad was so glad to see him go,
he wanted evírybody there to know.
and he spared no expense with no remorse.

It was a party full of class, lots of pretty faces
attached to bodies, the kind that I would like to know.
My second time in the buffet line,
I felt a gurgling somewhere deep inside.
And I knew a gas main was set to blow.

    DAMN! I SHARTED AGAIN!
    Canít let on to my famíly and friends.
    But soon evíryone knows,
    depending which way the wind blows.
    DAMN! I SHARTED AGAIN!

It was a party with no room for a single faux pas.
Silent-but-deadly would be preferred to such as this.
The gentle folks I am passing through
scrunch up their noses with a grimaced ďPhew!Ē
Is departure a smart move or cowardice?

    CHORUS

        Maybe hereís a lesson in physics
        about solids and liquids and gas.
        Maybe with that lesson come quizzes
        and Iím not all that sure what I passed.

It was a party with no bathroom that would be vacant
in my most despírate and urgent, crucial time of need.
There was no warning of such release,
Ďcept maybe one or two non-smelly peeps.
Was a party that I would have to leave ... (in a hurry).

    CHORUS

        It was a course in waste management: Shit Happens.

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To other pharght song lyrics:   METHANE
To other bathroom humor song lyrics:   BACKING UP
THE BIG ONE
YOUR LEAVING
FILLING THE TUB
RUNNING OUT OF TP
DAMN! I SHARTED AGAIN!
WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?
I CAN SMELL WHAT YOU'RE STEPPING IN
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