Silent Tree Music - Song Lyrics
( Funny pregnancy song lyrics )
DOES THIS PREGNANCY
( MAKE ME LOOK FAT? )
Copyright © 2005 - MickTerry.com
On YouTube, performed LIVE by MICK TERRY
Now, please keep this in mind:
I love my wife so deeply.
But, there are times when she asks things
that I feel compelled to lie.
It tears me up inside.
She always asks so sweetly.
But, what am I supposed to do?
I've got no alibi.
It puts me to the test.
Please don't start condemnation.
To tell the truth would jeopardize
all the peace that's in our home.
It's difficult at best:
a no-win situation.
So I make up all kinds of stuff
when she gets me alone ... & asks:
"DOES THIS PREGNANCY
MAKE ME LOOK FAT?
Do these polka dots make me look stupid?
Does the fact that I'm wearing a thong
when I'm nearly nine months along
seem a little bit some-how wrong
for a new mother?"
To paraphrase a verse
& misquote Rhymin' Simon,
"A woman hears what she wants to hear
& she disregards the rest."
It goes from bad to worse.
There is no perfect timing.
A man will do what he's got to do
to keep peace in his nest.
Logic: will she listen to logic
or reason or common sense?
Toxic: what you say can be toxic
and place all your loving in the ...
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her children & that her celibacy would be best for them,
Octomom Nadya Suleman negotiated to have a 24/7 reality show
which will also follow her "looking for love".
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"Octomom" Nadya Suleman's father bought her a home for 14 kids.
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To other disability song lyrics:
WHEELCHAIR IN SAN FRANCISCO
To other pregnancy song lyrics: THE DUMPSTER
TWO FOR THE PRICE OF ONE
To other anatomy song lyrics: BIG FAT ZIT
JUST SO FAT
IT WON'T HELP
EYES THAT CROSS
SHE'S A KNOCKOUT
HUNG LIKE A HORSE
FULL BODY MESSAGE
SHE'S GOT A TATTOO
ANOREXIA CAN BE FUN
WITH MORNING MOUTH
YOUR * * * * DON'T STINK
ANOTHER NAKED BREAKFAST
(IS THAT A) PENCIL IN YOUR POCKET?
DOES SHE KNOW WHAT SHE IS DOING?
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