Funny vampire hygiene song lyrics Vampires Floss After Feeding song. Funny vampire movie lyrics, coffins blood dirty laundry MickTerry.com

 Funny vampire hygiene song lyrics Vampires Floss After Feeding song. Funny vampire movie lyrics, coffins blood dirty laundry MICK TERRY
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DO VAMPIRES FLOSS AFTER FEEDING?
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Audio teaser by  Mick Terry  on   Do Vampires Floss After Feeding? song. SoundCloud.com/MickTerry-com/ SoundCloud.com/MickTerry-com   -

[spoken]
          With the overwhelming proliferation of vampire culture in movies, books & other media,
          more than a few questions have risen ( from the undead, if you will ).
          In particular, regarding vampire hygiene ... or lack thereof ...

You've got your vampires in movies all gorging at the neck
slowly, the cam'ra zooms closer, revealing ... what the heck?! ...
two little pinpoint incisions: the source of all that blood?
Just how do vampires keep so tidy?

A    DO VAMPIRES FLOSS AFTER FEEDING?
    Do they send their capes out for cleaning     _ or launder them themselves? _
    DO VAMPIRES FLOSS AFTER FEEDING?
    Just how good is their hygiene? Do they gargoyle with Listerine?

You've got your vampires in coffins sleeping in their native dirt.
Yet when they rise up at sundown, not a stain on their white shirts.
With all these blood baths and carnage, you'd think their wardrobes' shot.
Who does a vampire's dirty laundry?

    CHORUS
   B         _ or scrub them for themselves? _

        Which begs the question: Is their diet totally liquid?
        Do they pull a Jeffrey Dahmer? Or are any strictly Vegan?
        After a session of draining someone's plasma,
        are they hungry in an hour- like after eating Chinese?

You've got your vampires marauding, with each bite you get one more
'til the whole world's filled with vampires. Is anyone keeping score?
What will the vampires be eating when ev'ryone's just like them?
Do vampires think their life is sucky?

    CHORUS
   C         _ or iron them for themselves? _

[spoken]  Do they worry about getting enough fiber?
          With no sunlight, what about Vitamin D?
          Do they ever see an orthodontist?

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Funny vampire hygiene song lyrics Vampires Floss After Feeding printed in  Brier Patch Ramble Magazine: Ain't Poetry, Dammit! 10-1-14 Brier Patch Ramble Magazine  (Ain't Poetry, Dammit!)  10-1-14

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CREEPY CRAWLIES
TIRED OF CHRISTMAS
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WHICH WITCH IS WITCH?
FRIDAY THE THIRTEENTH
HOWL R U ON HORRORWEEN?
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