Silent Tree Music - Song Lyrics
( Funny slow car song lyrics )
(IF I WANTED TO) DRIVE THIS SLOW
Copyright © 2005 - MickTerry.com
On YouTube, performed LIVE by MICK TERRY (soon!)
My grandma in her walker is moving faster than this
and so's my uncle who lost his leg in the war.
Now, the line that's formed behind you
is getting all the more pissed
and they'll gladly give you a hand in pushing your car.
Now, I'm not a mechanic, but I see nothing that's wrong
except for maybe the nut that's behind the wheel.
Now, I don't want you to panic,
but you're taking way too long.
There are cobwebs starting to form on your automobile.
IF I WANTED TO DRIVE THIS SLOW,
I would have stayed back on the freeway.
WANTED TO DRIVE THIS SLOW,
I would have just gotten out and walked.
It's not I'm in a hurry, but I do have someplace to go
and so do all of the others waiting behind.
You could ease this situation.
You could help make ev'rything flow
if you'd please get out of the way now, if you don't mind.
Why don't you
just pull over & let all the other cars pass?
Just pull off to the side of the street.
Just pull over. We're wasting way too much gas
and our engines and our tempers are overheat--ing.
They say there is some virtue in being not like the hare,
but rather like the tortoise, steady and slow.
And 'though Aesop was a wise man,
right now, I don't even care.
I just want that deathtrap of yours to pick up and go.
Copyright © 2005 MICK TERRY Silent Tree Music All rights reserved
[ Reprinted here by permission of the composer-lyricist ] BMI
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To other time song lyrics:
To other road song lyrics: FINS, FINS
THE OTHER WAY
PIMP MY WALKER
SHE'S TURNING LEFT
THREE MILES LATER
BIKER IN MY MIRROR
LISTEN TO ME, SANTA
WHEELS ON THE ROAD
SILLY SALLY CELLHOLE
FOG ON THE WINDSHIELD
BORED WITH HIS FERRARI
PEOPLE THINK I'M HORNY
MR. WHEELER IN YOUR SUV
OPEN SEASON ON THE FREEWAY
GASOLINE PRICES WERE PLUNGING
FIRST TIME OUT (IN HIS BRAND NEW PORSCHE)
WHAT MAKES YOU THINK YOU'VE GOT A COMPACT?
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