El Paso parody song lyrics funny: El Crapo. Marty Robbins, West Texas cantina, shameless hussy Felina MickTerry.com

El Paso parody song lyrics funny: El Crapo. Marty Robbins, West Texas cantina, shameless hussy Felina.  MICK TERRY
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( Marty Robbin's El Paso parody song lyrics )
EL CRAPO
Copyright 2008 - MickTerry.com

Out in the West Texas town of El Crapo,
they've got a song 'bout some Mexican girl:
shameless young hussy, the name of Felina.
Give her a buck and she'd give you a whirl.

Give her five more and she'd leave the cantina,
take you upstairs in that flea-bag hotel.
Why I would fall for this faithless young maiden,
I'm at a loss and in vain, I could tell.

        One night a bunch of old truckers came in,
        horny and drunker than sin----,
        starting to grope her, but then, I was sober
        and there was no virtue for me to defend.

So in anger I
ended this story right at the beginning,
walking straight out the cantina's front door.
I hope she's happy with her mother truckers.
What could I expect from the town's fav'rite whore?

Out in the West Texas town of El Crapo,
they've got a song there that just will not die,
telling a story for over nine verses.
Maybe it's true, but for sure, it ain't I.

Copyright 2008  MICK TERRY  Silent Tree Music  All rights reserved
[ Reprinted here by permission of the composer-lyricist ]   BMI
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Parody of' El Paso by Marty Robbins,
original words & music 1961 by Marty Robbins.

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METHANE
EL CRAPO
HEY, DUDE
DINNERTIME
NORMA JEAN
DISNEY LAND
HASTY BONES
LITTLE SURFER
JEW CHRISTMAS
RUBBER BULLETS
COPYCAT, COPYCAT
CRAP HOLE OF LOVE
WHOLE LOTTA BUGS
CASEY A. (ANTHONY)
NEVER TOOK VIAGRA
WHAT CHILD IS THIS?
WEIGHT OF THE GIRL
TOP GOES THE DIESEL
BIN LADEN, BIN LADEN
YUMMY IN MY TUMMY
WHY CAN'T WE BE RON?
CALIFORNIA SCREAMIN'
OUT ON THE LEFT COAST
YOU JUST MIGHT BE DEAD
HALF A HEARTBEAT AWAY
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ANYWAY
HYSTERIA THE BEATLEFUL
SADAMI, SADAMI, BALONEY
HIGH MAINTENANCE BITCH
JEWISH CHRISTMAS CAROLS
THE TWELVE DAYS OF WESEN
DRUNK IN THE SADDLE AGAIN
SANTA'S BEEN A BAD, BAD BOY
HARD TIMES IN MALIBU BLUES
THE WORST DAY OF CHRISTMAS
RUDY, THE RED-NOSED REINDEER
I JUST KEEP FALLING OUT OF BED
THE HANUKKAH CHANUKAH SONG
FATAL FRIENDS & FATTENING FOE
SHOT DOWN MORE TIMES TONIGHT
TAKE ME OUT TO THE BRAWL GAME
SANTA GOT RUN OVER BY HIS REINDEER
CHESTNUTS ROASTING ON AN OPEN FIRE
WHO'S AFRAID OF THE BIG BLAIR WITCH?
DECK THE WALLS (WITH BOWLS OF JELLO)
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