Elephant in the Room song lyrics funny. Obvious problem situation ignored, nobody wants talk about. MickTerry.com

Elephant in the Room song lyrics funny. Obvious problem situation ignored, nobody wants talk about.  MICK TERRY
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( THERE'S AN )
ELEPHANT IN THE ROOM
( Obvious problem situation ignored funny song lyrics )
Copyright 2001 - MickTerry.com

He's staring us in the face,
yet we won't look him in the eye.
He's breathing down our necks if we turn around.
He's taking up all this space
with no room to be getting by.
Yet, still we pretend like he's nowhere here to be found.

    THERE'S AN ELEPHANT IN THE ROOM
    that nobody wants to talk about.
    He sits there eating peanuts,
    trying hard not to get in the way.
    THERE'S AN ELEPHANT IN THE ROOM
    that nobody wants to think about.
    His tutu looks outrageous.
    We ignore him just the same.

He's already filed his nails.
Now he's starting to pick his teeth.
He's straightened his toupee more than thirteen times.
The thumping noise of his tail
says he's frustrated and displeased.
That real nasty smell: is it his or could it be mine?

    CHORUS

        Isn't it obvious we've got a situation here?
        Are we oblivious to the need to make the air more clear?

His trunk has slid across the floor
and it's curling around your leg.
& still you pretend like there's nothing happening there.
Does he have to do something more?
Should he get on his knees and beg?
I give him a wink just to let him know that I care.

    CHORUS

Copyright 2001  MICK TERRY  Silent Tree Music  All rights reserved
[ Reprinted here by permission of the composer-lyricist ]   BMI
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To other animal song lyrics:   SHE IS MAGIC
THE BEAR FACTS
BIG BIRD'S MISSING
KITTENS AND PUPPIES
FROM TOOTH TO TAIL
DOWN AT PISMO BEACH
HIS COUSIN IS THE KING
JUST BEFORE LOST HILLS
HOWL RU ON HORRORWEEN
THE DAY WE WERE INVADED
THE EASTER BUNNY & SANTA
SWIMMING WITH THE SHARKS
I'M GOING TO KILL THAT DOG
NO! THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING!
OPEN WATER, BLAIR FISH PROJECT
SANTA GOT RUN OVER BY HIS REINDEER
BLOODY WHALE TALES (IN THE FAROES)
COOPER WANTS TO PLAY WITH A COYOTE
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