Bald song lyrics, Yul Brynner, combovers, toupees, follically Hair Club for Men Folliclely Challenged rights. MickTerry.com

Bald song lyrics, Yul Brynner, combovers, toupees, follically Hair Club for Men: Folliclely Challenged rights.  MICK TERRY
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( Bald song lyrics )
FOLLICLELY CHALLENGED
Copyright 2000 - MickTerry.com

It's time to come out of hiding.
It's time for telling the truth.
We all need to say in our own unique way,
"I'll not be obsessed with my youth".
It's time to come out of hiding
beneath all those toupees and hats.
I once had a friend who had Hair Club for Men;
it often was looking like crap.

    & this goes out to all the FOLLICLELY CHALLENGED,
    to those who think Yul Brynner
    is king of more than Siam.
    & this goes out to all the FOLLICLELY damaged,
    a bright, shining spot
    in an otherwise barren land.

It's time to come out of hiding.
It's time for saying what's so.
Comb-overs don't work and we look like a jerk
depending on how the wind blows.
It's time to come out of hiding.
Don't let all those ads get you down.
We'll start our own trend: virile, happy bald men,
& we'll get all the chicks in this town.

    CHORUS

        We've got to band together. We really should be strong.
        We've got to stand right up for our rights;
        too long have we been wronged.
        We've got to see the beauty & know that less is more,
        be proud of whatever strands we've got
        and know we can be adored.

    CHORUS

        Put the mops back in the closet.
        Leave the rugs down on the floor.
        What we've got is what we've got.
        We don't need a single strand more.

Copyright 2000  MICK TERRY  Silent Tree Music  All rights reserved
[ Reprinted here by permission of the composer-lyricist ]   BMI
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To other anatomy song lyrics:   BIG FAT ZIT
JUST SO FAT
IT WON'T HELP
EYES THAT CROSS
MOUTH-TO-MOUTH
SHE'S A KNOCKOUT
HUNG LIKE A HORSE
MAXIMUM EXPOSURE
FULL BODY MESSAGE
SHE'S GOT A TATTOO
ANOREXIA CAN BE FUN
WITH MORNING MOUTH
YOUR * * * * DON'T STINK
ANOTHER NAKED BREAKFAST
(IS THAT A) PENCIL IN YOUR POCKET?
DOES SHE KNOW WHAT SHE IS DOING?
DOES THIS PREGNANCY MAKE ME LOOK FAT?
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