Paranoid funny song lyrics: Help! Paranoids Are Chasing Me Grassy knoll, conspiracy, spying, disguised.  MickTerry.com

Paranoid funny song lyrics: Help! Paranoids Are Chasing Me Grassy knoll, conspiracy, spying, disguised.  MICK TERRY
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( Paranoid funny song lyrics )
HELP! THE PARANOIDS ARE CHASING ME!
Copyright 2005 - MickTerry.com

Pssst! Don't look now,
but there's somebody in that dumpster.
He's disguised himself as a homeless man,
but he looks like Herman Munster.
He's draped himself with spaghetti
from the restaurant next door.
He's one of those spies. They've got a thousand more eyes
and they're always recruiting more.

Pssst! Don't look now,
but there's somebody in that pine tree.
He's disguised himself as an orangutan,
but for sure his job's to find me.
You know he's on walkie-talkie
when he's talking into his wrist,
reporting back in all of the places I've been
when they're following me like this.

    HELP! THE PARANOIDS ARE CHASING ME!
    It's a full-blown Communist conspiracy,
    an alien invasion, the furriners run amok.
    HELP! THE PARANOIDS ARE CHASING ME
    and we're fast running out of luck.

Pssst! Don't look now,
but I think that we've finally lost them.
Do they realize, do they even care
what this operation's cost them?
It's staggering what they're spending
to be spying on me alone.
Then, think of the rest in such a similar mess
and they've even gotten in our homes.

    CHORUS

        These days you can't be too careful.
        These days you never can tell.
        I had a date one time with a girl who seemed fine.
        But she turned into the very likeness of you:
        a blood-sucking zombie from hell.

Pssst! Don't look now,
but there's somebody in that closet.
He's disguised himself as a pinstripe suit,
but I really think he's lost it.
One pocket flap on his jacket's tucked
inside like he didn't know.
A definite clue to someone being pursued,
like the falling-down mustachio.

    CHORUS

        What they'll do when they finally catch me
        is way too ugly just to contemplate.
        That they're out there's quite enough to wear me thin.
        I know who was on the grassy knoll.
        That sort of knowledge they can't tolerate
        and they're biding out their time just to do me in.

Copyright 2005  MICK TERRY  Silent Tree Music  All rights reserved
[ Reprinted here by permission of the composer-lyricist ]   BMI
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