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( Slacker song parody funny lyrics )
HEY, DUDE
( ODE TO A SLACKER )
Lyrics:   MICK TERRY   Copyright © 2001 - mickterry.com
Original Lyrics & Music:   John Lennon - Paul McCartney   © 1968 - Northern Songs

HEY, DUDE, don't feel too bad.
It's not your fault that you're a cracker--.
Remember, your mother did her own part:
gave you the start- to make you a slacker.

HEY, DUDE, you've made the grade.
You were made to go be a hacker--.
The minute you let go all discipline,
then you'll begin- to be- a slacker.

        & anytime you feel like work,
        just think, "You jerk!",
        & go back to sleep upon the sofa-.
        For well you know that it's a fool
        who plays it cool.
        by making this world a little closer.
        Duh-duh-duh, duh-duh-duh, duh-duh-duh-duh ...

HEY, DUDE, don't put you down.
Just step back from any attacker--.
They're jealous of everything you deserve.
So spread the word- that you're- a slacker.

        So spit it out and gulp it in.
        HEY, DUDE, you'll win.
        You're waiting for someone to do it for you.
        & don't you know that you're no fool?
        HEY, DUDE, you're cool.
        The space that you need is on your shoulders-.
        Duh-duh-duh, duh-duh-duh, duh-duh-duh ...

HEY, DUDE, don't feel too bad.
It's not your fault that you're a cracker--.
Remember, your mother did her own part:
gave you the start- to make you a slacker,
slacker, slacker, slacker, slacker, ...

        Duh-duh-duh, duh-duh-duh-duh,
        duh-duh-duh-duh ... HEY, DUDE ...
        ( continue until 7 ½ minutes are wasted )

Copyright © 2001  MICK TERRY  Silent Tree Music  All rights reserved
[ Reprinted here by permission of the composer-lyricist ]   BMI
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Parody of The Beatle's Hey, Jude,
original words & music by John Lennon & Paul McCartney.

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HASTY BONES
LITTLE SURFER
COPYCAT, COPYCAT
NEVER TOOK VIAGRA
WHAT CHILD IS THIS?
TOP GOES THE DIESEL
BIN LADEN, BIN LADEN
CALIFORNIA SCREAMIN'
WHY CAN'T WE BE RON?
OUT ON THE LEFT COAST
HALF A HEARTBEAT AWAY
SADAMI, SADAMI, BALONEY
HYSTERIA THE BEATLEFUL
DRUNK IN THE SADDLE AGAIN
SANTA'S BEEN A BAD, BAD BOY
HARD TIMES IN MALIBU BLUES
RUDY, THE RED-NOSED REINDEER
FATAL FRIENDS & FATTENING FOE
SANTA GOT RUN OVER BY HIS REINDEER
WHO'S AFRAID OF THE BIG BLAIR WITCH?
DECK THE WALLS (WITH BOWLS OF JELLO)
To the TOP
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