You Want My Sister? song lyrics: Hey Mister Virgin since 15, hear she's clean, special rates effective. MickTerry.com

You Want My Sister? song lyrics: Hey Mister Virgin since 15, hear she's clean, special rates effective.  MICK TERRY
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HEY, MISTER!
( YOU WANT MY SISTER ? )
Copyright 1996 - MickTerry.com

Into L.A. for a couple of days
and I know no one in town.
Ask the bellhop of the place where I stay
where a good meal can be found.
Take in a dinner and a couple of shows.
I fall asleep until the place is all closed.
While I am crawling back alone to my room,
a boy comes up to me.

   "HEY, MISTER! YOU WANT MY SISTER?
    She isn't ugly and I hear she's clean.
    HEY, MISTER! YOU'll like MY SISTER.
    She's been a virgin since she was fifteen.
    You can take her up to your room for an hour or two.
    Special rates effective just because it's _ Tuesday _*.
    HEY, MISTER! Just try MY SISTER.
    She can show a real good time."

Into Phoenix for an hour or two
just until my flight gets in.
Sitting, thinking and ignoring the view
with my patience wearing thin.
My plane's delayed again by something gone wrong.
Then nature calls me and I head for the john.
While on the throne, I hear a voice coming from
the stall right next to me.

    CHORUS   *

Into Denver for a week in the sun
and I want some time alone.
Leave behind the damage cities have done
and I'm miles out on my own.
Deep in the wilderness with no one around,
I shed my clothes without a worry or frown.
While I am lying there, my back to the ground,
a voice comes from a tree.

    CHORUS   *

Finally back at home, my business is over
and I've got five days for free.
Barely got my foot inside of the door
and my wife has cornered me.
She's got some kind of funny look in her eyes.
She starts to cooing and to stroking her thighs.
Just as she leads me to her bedroom surprise,
a knock comes on the door.

    CHORUS   *

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[ Day varies each CHORUS ]

Copyright 1996  MICK TERRY  Silent Tree Music  All rights reserved
[ Reprinted here by permission of the composer-lyricist ]   BMI
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To other sex song lyrics:   DEEP POCKETS
To other story song lyrics:   ALOHA OI VEY
To other city song lyrics:   CAHUENGA, TOPANGA
To other episodic story song lyrics:   LAND OF DREAMS
SOFT SIDE TO THE SUN
OPEN MOUTH, INSERT FOOT
CLOSE, BUT NO HORSESHOE
To other country/bluegrass song lyrics:   MOTHER PLUCKER
WISHFUL DRINKING
BIKER IN MY MIRROR
JUST BEFORE LOST HILLS
NOT UNLIKE TOM DOOLEY
ANGEL IN THE BACK ROOM
& THERE SHE GOES (HOME AGAIN)
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