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( High maintenance woman song lyrics
parody of Ain't She Sweet? )
HIGH MAINTENANCE BITCH
Copyright 2009 - MickTerry.com

(female perspective)
I'm such a HIGH MAINTENANCE BITCH.
I live my life at a fever pitch.
If I don't get the attention I'm deserv-ing,
you'll see my hissy fits.

I'm like a HIGH MAINTENANCE car.
If not well-tuned, I won't take you too far.
But if you give me precision care and handl-ing,
I'll make you look like a star.

        Just cast some bucks in my direction.
        I'm your good luck. I'm the exception.

I'm such a HIGH MAINTENANCE BITCH.
You'd better scratch me when I itch.
To tell the truth, you love it I'm so demand-ing.
Now, ain't- that- a bitch?

Copyright 2009  MICK TERRY  Silent Tree Music  All rights reserved
[ Reprinted here by permission of the composer-lyricist ]   BMI
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Loose parody of Ain't She Sweet? (with a whole lot more syllables),
recorded by The Beatles, Tommy Dorsey, Harry James, Sammy Kaye,
Guy Lombardo, Frank Sinatra, Gene Vincent, Lawrence Welk;
original words & music Copyright 1927 by Jack Yellen & Milton Ager.

To other parody song lyrics:   DEAD
METHANE
EL CRAPO
HEY, DUDE
NORMA JEAN
HASTY BONES
LITTLE SURFER
JEW CHRISTMAS
RUBBER BULLETS
COPYCAT, COPYCAT
CRAP HOLE OF LOVE
WHOLE LOTTA BUGS
CASEY A. (ANTHONY)
NEVER TOOK VIAGRA
WHAT CHILD IS THIS?
WEIGHT OF THE GIRL
TOP GOES THE DIESEL
BIN LADEN, BIN LADEN
YUMMY IN MY TUMMY
WHY CAN'T WE BE RON?
CALIFORNIA SCREAMIN'
OUT ON THE LEFT COAST
YOU JUST MIGHT BE DEAD
HALF A HEARTBEAT AWAY
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ANYWAY
HYSTERIA THE BEATLEFUL
SADAMI, SADAMI, BALONEY
HIGH MAINTENANCE BITCH
JEWISH CHRISTMAS CAROLS
DRUNK IN THE SADDLE AGAIN
SANTA'S BEEN A BAD, BAD BOY
HARD TIMES IN MALIBU BLUES
RUDY, THE RED-NOSED REINDEER
THE HANUKKAH CHANUKAH SONG
FATAL FRIENDS & FATTENING FOE
SHOT DOWN MORE TIMES TONIGHT
TAKE ME OUT TO THE BRAWL GAME
SANTA GOT RUN OVER BY HIS REINDEER
CHESTNUTS ROASTING ON AN OPEN FIRE
WHO'S AFRAID OF THE BIG BLAIR WITCH?
DECK THE WALLS (WITH BOWLS OF JELLO)
To the TOP
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