Jew Christmas: parody Blue Christmas Elvis. Funny Jewish song lyrics: Oy Mazel tov Chanukah tush.  MickTerry.com

Jew Christmas: parody Blue Christmas Elvis. Funny Jewish song lyrics: Oy Mazel tov Chanukah tush.  MICK TERRY
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( Funny Jewish Elvis Blue Christmas parody song lyrics )
JEW CHRISTMAS
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[spoken] Mazel tov to my newly departed princess.

I'll have a JEW CHRISTMAS with or without you.
I'll be having some soup just drinking about you.
Restorations of dreidels on a green Chanukah bush
don't mean no shpilkes if I can't see your tush.

And when those few matzos start balling,
that's when those blue yarmulkes start falling.
Your menorah's alright with your new Christian guy.
But, I'll have a new too blue JEW CHRISTMAS.

        I got dumped for some schlump,
        now your new boy-toy goy.
        You changed your religion,
        all I can say is "oy".

Your menorah's alright with your new Christian guy.
But, I'll have a new too blue JEW CHRISTMAS.
Yes, I'll have a new too blue JEW ... ( Single Bells )

[spoken] Thank you very much.
          Happy Harmonica.

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Parody of Blue Christmas by Elvis Presley (1957),
original words & music by Billy Hayes & Jay Johnson 1948

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To other parody song lyrics:   HEY, DUDE
To other Jewish song lyrics:   ALOHA OI VEY
RATTLED IN SEATTLE
YOU DIDN'T RETURN MY CALL
IF THE HOLOCAUST WAS A MYTH
THE HANUKKAH CHANUKAH SONG
To other Christmas song lyrics:   BLACK FRIDAY
JEW CHRISTMAS
PROOF OF SANTA
RE-GIFTED AGAIN
CHICKEN TURKEY
12 DAYS OF WESEN
CHRISTMAS PARTY
TIRED OF CHRISTMAS
RATTLED IN SEATTLE
DOWN IN THE STABLE
LISTEN TO ME, SANTA
A TOUCH OF CHRISTMAS
FAT MAN IN THE RED SUIT
UGLIEST CHRISTMAS TREE
CHRISTMAS DINNER ALONE
WARM & FUZZY CHRISTMAS
JEWISH CHRISTMAS CAROLS
SANTA MIGHT BE A MEXICAN
THE EASTER BUNNY & SANTA
SANTA'S BEEN A BAD, BAD BOY
DADDY CANCELED CHRISTMAS
ANOTHER INTERNET CHRISTMAS
RUDY, THE RED-NOSED REINDEER
THE HANUKKAH CHANUKAH SONG
SANTA MUST HAVE A HOVERCRAFT
SANTA GOT RUN OVER BY HIS REINDEER
CHESTNUTS ROASTING ON AN OPEN FIRE
WHERE DO VAMPIRES GO ON CHRISTMAS?
DECK THE WALLS (WITH BOWLS OF JELLO)
HAPPY KWANZAA-CHANUKAH-AL HIJRA-CHRISTMAS
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