Fat song funny lyrics: Just So Fat song. ThunderThighs mistaken Goodyear blimp foods.  MickTerry.com

Fat song funny lyrics: Just So Fat song. ThunderThighs mistaken Goodyear blimp foods.  MICK TERRY
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( Funny ironic politically incorrect fat Thunder Thighs song lyrics )
JUST SO FAT
Copyright 2004 MickTerry.com

On  Fat song funny lyrics: Just So Fat song. ThunderThighs mistaken Goodyear blimp foods. Mick Terry YouTube YouTube,  performed  LIVE  by  MICK TERRY   (soon!)

She wasn't always this way.
She used to be too thin.
Ah, but then she lost her boyfriend
after giving her all to him.
She felt some consolation
in the act of chowing down.
It didn't seem to matter
she was putting it into pounds.

She went from anorexic
to pleasingly quite plump.
Then she put all that behind her
as she wallowed into a frump.
Her friends were more than leery
just to comment on her size.
But all the local kids had
started calling her "Thunder Thighs".

    She was JUST SO- FAT-
    that if you'd tried to date her,
    you'd have to be a licensed
    heavy equipment operator.
    She was JUST SO- FAT-
    that if you'd tried to please her,
    you could barely do much better
    than to even try to squeeze her.

She seemed to be attracted
to all of the wrong foods.
When it came to eating sweet stuff,
she'd developed an aptitude.
When piling on the sauces,
she wasn't one to skimp.
It wasn't long 'til she had
been mistaken for the Goodyear blimp.

    CHORUS

        So, okay, this candid statement's
        not politically correct,
        but with every step she took,
        the earth felt personally attacked.
        Now, it's not that she was monstrous
        or exceptionally huge,
        but if she would stand in front of you,
        she'd block out most of the view.

I'm glad to say she finally
got smart and took control
when she grasped that if she didn't,
she would not be around at all.
With Adkins, bran and Taebo,
she kept herself alive
and got her weight in shape, down
to a dainty three-thirty-five.

    CHORUS

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To other disability song lyrics:   WHEELCHAIR IN SAN FRANCISCO
To other anatomy song lyrics:   BIG FAT ZIT
To other food & health song lyrics:   THE DUMPSTER
ALIEN INSIDE ME
HOSPITAL TANGO
THUPER THIGHS ME
YUMMY IN MY TUMMY
ANOREXIA CAN BE FUN
WHISPERING TOO LOUD
I LOVE YOUR LAUGHTER
HOSPITAL TAKES A DUMP
SUGAR HIGH, SUGAR LOW
INN OF THE SEVENTH RAY
STEAMING CUP OF COFFEE
PEANUT BUTTER PANCAKES
ANOTHER NAKED BREAKFAST
WHAT'S GOOD FOR MONSANTO
WHERE ARE THE NUGGETS ON A CHICKEN?
ONLY FLOSS THE TEETH YOU WANT TO KEEP
BREAKING DOWN TO THE MOLECULAR LEVEL
WHAT THE HELL DID I EVER DO TO MONTEZUMA?
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