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Dog song funny lyrics Im Going Kill that Dog song. Cutest fur ball mindless yapping crapping dog lyrics MICK TERRY
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( Funny dog song lyrics )
I'M GOING TO KILL THAT DOG
Copyright 2001 - MickTerry.com

On  Dog song funny lyrics Im Going Kill that Dog song. Cutest fur ball mindless yapping crapping dog lyrics Mick Terry YouTube video YouTube,  performed  LIVE  by  MICK TERRY



It's not that we're close friends, but we were good neighbors,
until he bought this pup, just the cutest ball of fur.
So quiet and content, but then things changed later
as he discovered vocal chords, as he became a cur.

What did I ever do to deserve such treatment?
The only thing I did was to try to be nice.
But still he's got to poop all across my pavement.
He's digging up my garden now. He's tried to bite me twice.

    I'M GOING TO KILL THAT DOG.
    He's driving me up the wall
    with his mindless yapping & his endless crapping.
    I'M GOING TO KILL THAT DOG.

He thinks my yard is his and my deck's his toilet.
I threw ice in his face once when he attacked.
But that just got him pissed, that just really spoiled it
'cause that convinced him I'm a threat to his whole habitat.

    CHORUS

        Fences? No good. He tunnels right below them.
        Poison? ... Hmmm, now there's a pleasant thought.
        Shotgun? No go. That makes a messy problem.
        A good kick in the teeth, 'though,
        might keep his yapper shut.

Now if a burglar tried to break in at midnight,
that mutt would wag his tail, probably try to lick his hand.
But should I step outside or turn on the porch light,
that mangy beast's all over me. He's barking all he can.

    CHORUS

Copyright 2001  MICK TERRY  Silent Tree Music  All rights reserved
[ Reprinted here by permission of the composer-lyricist ]   BMI
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1-26-09:
300+ dogs & cats die in Temecula, CA, in doublewide trailer.
Owner Elisao Jimenez did not neuter them & breeding continued.
http://www.nctimes.com/articles/2009/01/24/news/californian/temecula/zfe98a539264326b888257549000935a1.txt

To other animal song lyrics:   SHE IS MAGIC
THE BEAR FACTS
BIG BIRD'S MISSING
KITTENS AND PUPPIES
FROM TOOTH TO TAIL
DOWN AT PISMO BEACH
HIS COUSIN IS THE KING
ELEPHANT IN THE ROOM
JUST BEFORE LOST HILLS
HOWL RU ON HORRORWEEN
THE DAY WE WERE INVADED
THE EASTER BUNNY & SANTA
SWIMMING WITH THE SHARKS
I'M GOING TO KILL THAT DOG
NO! THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING!
OPEN WATER, BLAIR FISH PROJECT
SANTA GOT RUN OVER BY HIS REINDEER
BLOODY WHALE TALES (IN THE FAROES)
COOPER WANTS TO PLAY WITH A COYOTE
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