Nude song funny lyrics: Maximum Exposure. Shampooed showers, wet dream, dress on backwards.  MickTerry.com

Nude song funny lyrics: Maximum Exposure. Shampooed showers, wet dream, dress on backwards.  MICK TERRY
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MAXIMUM EXPOSURE
Copyright 1999 - MickTerry.com

The first time we met, she was totally nude,
and gave me the most in exposure.
I don't usually act like the typical prude,
but this time I just lost my composure.

At first, I had thought I was on the wrong side,
by entering the wrong set of showers.
But she kept her cool, in no hurry to hide,
as she shampooed for what seemed like hours-.

    MAXIMUM EXPOSURE for a minimum time,
    leaving nothing left to be imagined.
    MAXIMUM EXPOSURE for a minimum time.
    It's a wet dream that should never have happened. *

The next time we met, she was totally dressed
and formally attired for the evening.
I have to admit I was not as impressed
as that first time that was so revealing.

Her gown was full length from her neck to her toes.
My memory had made me feel awkward.
But all down her back was completely exposed
and I thought that her dress was on backwards.

    CHORUS

        Images of beauty rush before my eyes:
        pictures of perfection to my soul.
        Nothing can compare once I've been so tantalized.
        Nothing else has taken such a hold.

But now, every time that we meet on the street,
a party or some such occasion,
I can't help but feel that I'm not quite complete,
thinking back to that first situation.

I've heard that it's true, if you just visualize,
'most anything's yours for the taking.
So, I spend every chance that I can fantasize
for the future with her I'll be making.

    CHORUS

Copyright 1999  MICK TERRY  Silent Tree Music  All rights reserved
[ Reprinted here by permission of the composer-lyricist ]   BMI
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Nude song funny lyrics: Maximum Exposure song. Shampooed showers, wet dream, dress on backwards: Ain't Poetry, Dammit! 2-1-14  Brier Patch Ramble Magazine  (Ain't Poetry, Dammit!)  2-1-14

*   Mick Terry was censured by the President of Greenbrier Estates HOA
after "a few" complaints from undisclosed persons about this song.
The only offensive item given in particular was the term, "wet dream".
Freedom of the press & our First Amendment rights at their finest
( & maybe a slighted sense of humor ).

To other story song lyrics:   HEY, MISTER!
To other fresh love song lyrics:  IT'S CRAZY
To other nudity song lyrics:   NEKKID
ANOTHER NAKED BREAKFAST
MAYBE WE'VE BEEN PLANNING THIS
WHOA, MOM & DAD (PUT YOUR CLOTHES BACK ON)
To other anatomy song lyrics:   BIG FAT ZIT
JUST SO FAT
IT WON'T HELP
EYES THAT CROSS
SHE'S A KNOCKOUT
HUNG LIKE A HORSE
FULL BODY MESSAGE
SHE'S GOT A TATTOO
ANOREXIA CAN BE FUN
WITH MORNING MOUTH
YOUR * * * * DON'T STINK
FOLLICLELY CHALLENGED
(IS THAT A) PENCIL IN YOUR POCKET?
DOES SHE KNOW WHAT SHE IS DOING?
DOES THIS PREGNANCY MAKE ME LOOK FAT?
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