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METHANE
Copyright © 2010 - mickterry.com

When the gurgl-ing sounds
all come from  way deep down:   METHANE.
It's a smell that won't please
like cows that  cut the cheese:   METHANE.
In an elegant scene
when you just  want to be mean:   METHANE.
Silent deadly- type
squeezed out with  all your might:   METHANE.

    It will pass.
    It's just gas
    out your ass:   METHANE.

When you're smelling like poo,
but you can't  find the loo:   METHANE.
It can clear out the room
and make a  sonic boom:   METHANE.

    CHORUS

When it just slips right out,
but then it  leaves no doubt:   METHANE.
When you feel like you fart,
but there's a  solid part:   NOT METHANE.

    CHORUS  x2

Copyright © 2010  MICK TERRY  Silent Tree Music  All rights reserved
[ Reprinted here by permission of the composer-lyricist ]   BMI
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As performed by  Blond Chitlin' Goldstein,
solo or with Doc Johnson & The HeatSeekers.
Parody of Cocaine by Eric Clapton,
original words & music by J.J. Cale © 1976

To other bathroom humor song lyrics:   BACKING UP
THE BIG ONE
YOUR LEAVING
FILLING THE TUB
WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?
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