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( Harry Potter song lyrics )
MRS. HARRY POTTER
( HOGWARTS, HOGWASH! )
Copyright © 2007 - MickTerry.com
On YouTube, performed LIVE by MICK TERRY (soon!)
I'm MRS. HARRY POTTER, a name that I regret.
Has anybody seen my man around?
He's always disappearing and often he forgets.
He never brings the bacon home from town.
I'm MRS. HARRY POTTER. Now, we've got seven kids,
all running, flying, Slytherin 'round the room.
He doesn't understand that it's something that he did.
He swears I cast a spell and sealed his doom.
HOGWARTS, HOGWASH! That's all he talks about,
How nothing's like his Gryffindor good old days.
HOGWARTS, HOGWASH! I think that he wants out.
But if he does he's really going to have to pay.
I'm MRS. HARRY POTTER, the "Wonder Wizard"'s wife.
You'd think the guy would fin'ly get a job.
Too old for playing Quidditch, he just bemoans his life,
playing Wizard's Chess with Hagrid, Snape & Ron.
We've lost the magic. We've lost the fire.
We lost the magic years ago.
I'm MRS. HARRY POTTER, a muggle, not a witch.
But I think Hermione still wants my old man.
With potions, incantations, she'll play the Golden Snitch
and have him try to catch her if she can.
I'm MRS. HARRY POTTER. No, I don't fly a broom.
I use a Nimbus 1000 for all these pets.
A dragon, owl & unicorn. Of course, there's Fluffy, too.
Like Harry's going to help clean up this mess?
[spoken] He keeps mumbling
that Dumbledore warned him about me.
I keep finding
his Cloak of Invisibility on different hooks in his closet.
Next, we'll probably be hearing about
Harry Potter & the Odor of the Phoenix.
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[ Reprinted here by permission of the composer-lyricist ] BMI
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Dedicated to our former neighbor, Mrs. Monica Potter.
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SHE IS MAGIC
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WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?
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I HAD TO MOVE FROM SMALLVILLE
BUT YOU NEVER SAW ME (LIKE ZHIVAGO)
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