SUV song lyrics funny: Mr. Wheeler In Your SUV. Crash test dummy, monster truck collision, blind spots.  MickTerry.com

SUV song lyrics funny: Mr. Wheeler In Your SUV. Crash test dummy, monster truck collision, blind spots.  MICK TERRY
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( Funny SUV song lyrics )
MR. WHEELER IN YOUR SUV
Copyright 2003 - MickTerry.com

MR. WHEELER, IN YOUR S-U-V,
twice as big as a tank,
could it be that you just can not see me?
Who do we have to thank
for the way that you swerve,
for your blind spots & more,
for the way you simply take up the road?
MR. WHEELER, IN YOUR S-U-V,
must you be such a toad?

MR. WHEELER, IN YOUR S-U-V,
don't you feel a bit humped
when your mortgage payment's less than you need
to fill up at the pump?
With your guzzling of gas,
you keep OPEC in shape.
All the oil comp'nies really are glad.
MR. WHEELER, IN YOUR S-U-V,
could it be you've been had?

        It doesn't take a crash test dummy
        to see the things are dangerous at best.
        It doesn't take a crash test dummy
        to put your monster truck to the test.
        Whenever it's involved in collision,
        we all are on the losing end.
        Yet still you cannot take the derision
        it's really just a big mini-van.

MR. WHEELER, IN YOUR S-U-V,
so in vogue, so in style,
do you ever take it out for a spree
through the forests a while
where the sides might get dents
if the metal meets rock?
It might do you good for you to concede,
MR. WHEELER, that YOUR S-U-V's
just a glorified Jeep.

Copyright 2003  MICK TERRY  Silent Tree Music  All rights reserved
[ Reprinted here by permission of the composer-lyricist ]   BMI
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To other environmental / ecological song lyrics:   PLASTIC RIVERS
To other road song lyrics:   FINS FINS
U-HAUL ASS
HASTY BONES
GREEN HUMMER
THE OTHER WAY
PIMP MY WALKER
DRIVE THIS SLOW
RUNAWAY TOYOTA
SHE'S TURNING LEFT
THREE MILES LATER
BIKER IN MY MIRROR
LISTEN TO ME, SANTA
WHEELS ON THE ROAD
SILLY SALLY CELLHOLE
BORED WITH HIS FERRARI
PEOPLE THINK I'M HORNY
OPEN SEASON ON THE FREEWAY
GASOLINE PRICES WERE PLUNGING
FIRST TIME OUT (IN HIS BRAND NEW PORSCHE)
WHAT MAKES YOU THINK YOU'VE GOT A COMPACT?
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