Uzi song lyrics funny: As Natural as an Uzi. Running off mouth, post office line, shotguns wedding. MickTerry.com

Uzi song lyrics funny: As Natural as an Uzi. Running off mouth, post office line, shotguns wedding. MICK TERRY
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( Uzi song lyrics )
AS NATURAL AS AN UZI
Copyright 2001 - MickTerry.com

Of running off my mouth, I've sometimes been accused.
The Indians used to call me Slipping Tongue.
Psychologists have said that my mouth is just confused
as to when it should be still or on the run.

    AS NATURAL AS AN UZI in a slow post office line,
    like shotguns go so well with wedding cake,
    I just can't stop from shooting off my mouth 'most all the time
    'til disaster strikes and then it's way too late.

I don't mean to disturb, upset you or offend.
I didn't mean to have you slap my face.
It's just that when I talk, I don't know right where to end
and I often end up stepping out of place.

    CHORUS

        There are
        too many toes out there just waiting to be stepped on.
        If only I could keep my foot in mouth.
        Too many shmoes out there so eager to be crapped on.
        Maybe I provide a service they can barely do without.

So, if you're up for grief the next time that we meet,
for sure you might be pleased to stick around.
If not, you might do well if you walked across the street.
And you might do even better leaving town.

    CHORUS

Copyright 2001  MICK TERRY  Silent Tree Music  All rights reserved
[ Reprinted here by permission of the composer-lyricist ]   BMI
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To other gun song lyrics:   BODY COUNT
DON'T SHOOT ME
HEY, IT'S NOT ME
THE INNOCENT TOY
KINGDOM OF THE GUN
IT'S SHOWTIME, FOLKS!
GO OFF & KILL SOMEONE
RAINING FIRE FROM HEAVEN
EDDIE, GET OFF THE DAMN PHONE
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