Viagra song lyrics parody: Never Took Viagra. Cialis Axton Phallus drinking puking smoking marijuana.  MickTerry.com

Viagra song lyrics parody: Never Took Viagra. Cialis Axton Phallus drinking puking smoking marijuana.  MICK TERRY
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( Viagra parody song lyrics )
NEVER TOOK VIAGRA
Parody Lyrics:   MICK TERRY   Copyright 2009 - MickTerry.com
Original Lyrics & Music:   Hoyt Axton   1970

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A little sumpin' from me & my buddy Hoyt ... only he don't know it yet.

Well, I Never Been To Spain-
was a song by Hoyt- Axton-.
Well, some words I had to change-,
but I never really axed him-.

Well, I NEVER TOOK VIA-GRA
or its rip-off called Cialis-,
'though I maybe could've used- them
with those three girls down in Dallas-.
Up like Polar-is,
but after Kay and Al-ice,
a teeny, tiny phal-lus.

Well, I NEVER TOOK to drink-ing,
'cause I couldn't hold my liquor-
and I'd done my share of puk-ing
with my head down in the crapper-.
You're not too drunk- if
you can lay on the floor- with-
out holding on-,
without holding on.

Well, I NEVER TOOK to smok-ing,
but I did try marija-uana-.
Just a little bit of tok-ing,
but I really don't remember.
I got the mun-chies.
My girlfriend dumped- me.
What does it mat-ter?
What does it matter?

Well, I NEVER TOOK VIA-GRA
or its rip-off called Cialis-,
'though I maybe could've used- them
with those three girls down in Dallas-.
Up like Polar-is,
but after Kay and Al-ice,
a teeny, tiny phal-lus.

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Parody of  Never Been to Spain  by  Three Dog Night,
original words & music by  Hoyt Axton  1970.

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To other smoking song lyrics:   I CAN'T BELIEVE I TOUCHED IT
To other drinking song lyrics:   I PASSED THE BAR
To other Viagra song lyrics:   WHOA, MOM & DAD
To other drug song lyrics:   MY BUTT HURTS
WHAT THE HELL DID WE HIT?
To other parody song lyrics:   DEAD
METHANE
EL CRAPO
HEY, DUDE
NORMA JEAN
HASTY BONES
LITTLE SURFER
JEW CHRISTMAS
RUBBER BULLETS
COPYCAT, COPYCAT
CRAP HOLE OF LOVE
WHOLE LOTTA BUGS
CASEY A. (ANTHONY)
NEVER TOOK VIAGRA
WHAT CHILD IS THIS?
WEIGHT OF THE GIRL
TOP GOES THE DIESEL
BIN LADEN, BIN LADEN
YUMMY IN MY TUMMY
WHY CAN'T WE BE RON?
CALIFORNIA SCREAMIN'
OUT ON THE LEFT COAST
YOU JUST MIGHT BE DEAD
HALF A HEARTBEAT AWAY
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ANYWAY
HYSTERIA THE BEATLEFUL
SADAMI, SADAMI, BALONEY
HIGH MAINTENANCE BITCH
JEWISH CHRISTMAS CAROLS
THE TWELVE DAYS OF WESEN
DRUNK IN THE SADDLE AGAIN
SANTA'S BEEN A BAD, BAD BOY
HARD TIMES IN MALIBU BLUES
RUDY, THE RED-NOSED REINDEER
THE HANUKKAH CHANUKAH SONG
FATAL FRIENDS & FATTENING FOE
SHOT DOWN MORE TIMES TONIGHT
TAKE ME OUT TO THE BRAWL GAME
SANTA GOT RUN OVER BY HIS REINDEER
CHESTNUTS ROASTING ON AN OPEN FIRE
WHO'S AFRAID OF THE BIG BLAIR WITCH?
DECK THE WALLS (WITH BOWLS OF JELLO)
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