Outsourcing Offshoring song lyrics. Cheap labor bottom line, Indian accent techno-babble dialect.  MickTerry.com

Outsourcing Offshoring song lyrics. Cheap labor bottom line, Indian accent techno-babble dialect.  MICK TERRY
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OUTSOURCING, OFFSHORING
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On  Outsourcing Offshoring song lyrics. Cheap labor, Indian accent techno-babble dialect. Mick Terry YouTube YouTube,  performed  LIVE  by  MICK TERRY   (soon!)

There's a certain singsong-y rhythm
that I love about your voice.
After all, I've seen Short Circuit five or six times.
But the info I've been given
keeps on falling in a void,
and it doesn't connect through your dialect
and it's lost across the line.

    OUTSOURCING, OFFSHORING
    half way 'round the globe.
    Why should it bother me?
    It'll lessen our labor load.
    OUTSOURCING, OFFSHORING.
    Our companies buy it cheap.
    If it saves a dime on the bottom line,
    how could it impact me?

And it's not just a one-way stumble.
You have had your problems, too.
I keep spelling out my address over again.
When I tell you about my trouble,
you get even more confused.
& it's seeming to me that it just might be
I know less than I knew then.

    CHORUS

        I don't speak Indian. It's hard to understand
        the techno-babble you're giving me.
        I can't quite comprehend.
        Your accent's pretty heavy. My brain is pretty thick.
        I don't speak Indian and you speak pretty quick.

And it's not that you've got the knowledge.
You keep putting me on hold
as you search your books and manuals without a clue.
As I'm waiting for your wrong answer,
my boss' memo hits me cold:
through an internal rout, in two weeks I'm out,
& my job is going to you.

    CHORUS

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Outsourcing Offshoring song lyrics printed first time in    Brier Patch Ramble Magazine: Ain't Poetry, Dammit! 9-1-11  Brier Patch Ramble Magazine  (Ain't Poetry, Dammit!)  9-1-11

Outsourcing Offshoring song lyrics. Cheap labor, Indian accent techno-babble dialect. Indian high-tech call centers?  Indian high-tech call centers ?

10-20-08:
Mick Terry laid off from Los Angeles Times along with 150 others,
then another 100+ the following week,
not to mention several hundred others already gone & more to follow.
The morning of his layoff, MT's manager had assured him
& the few remaining people in his whole department
that none of them would be laid off.
(The manager had not been informed that the layoffs that week
were being done randomly.)

9-13-06:
This song written after layoffs of Advertising Art
& then IT Departments at Los Angeles Times
in drastic cost-cutting moves by outsourcing to India.

After a few months, the American managers of the art company
in India came to the only four remaining artists at LA Times,
begging for help because they admittedly
did not know what the hell they were doing.
After only a few months more, LA Times canceled that contract
due to total ineptitude, changing to a company in the Philipines.

Immediately after the IT Department was outsourced,
getting any tech problem resolved typically took 1 1/2 hours,
language barriers, incompetance & beurocratic red-tape
being only a few of the problems.

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