Silent Tree Music - Song Lyrics
( Funny Paris Hilton song lyrics )
PARIS HAD MY NUMBER
Copyright © 2005 - MickTerry.com
We only met that one time.
I was not all that impressed.
The club was hot; the A/C was broke
and her makeup was a mess.
A mutual friend had brought her,
introduced us early on.
Then we danced a bit and I bought her drinks,
turned around and she was gone.
PARIS HAD MY NUMBER & now so does the world.
Who would have thought that I'd get caught
through a bubble-headed girl?
PARIS HAD MY NUMBER. She didn't tell a soul.
But it got hacked. Now I've been attacked
by calls from all these A-holes.
I'd thought it all meant nothing,
since she didn't stick around.
She'd said she missed the simple life,
but what's simple in this town?
I must have made impressions,
'though she barely took a look.
'Cause she'd asked my friend for my number, then
put it in her cell phone book.
No, I've never been to PARIS
& she's never come to me.
Yes, I have been to the Hilton
& I'm always asked to leave.
My telephone's been ringing,
not that PARIS ever called.
My number's up on the Internet
almost like some men's room stall.
Now, radio shows are calling,
asking me just how I rate.
But for all the fuss, can't complain too much:
now I get a lot more dates.
Hot was hot when PARIS was not,
and prob'ly will still be when she's cold,
(which might be any second now).
Copyright © 2005 MICK TERRY Silent Tree Music All rights reserved
[ Reprinted here by permission of the composer-lyricist ] BMI
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Again, Paris Hilton gets off too easy.
Paris Hilton arrested for cocaine in purse,
claiming purse was borrowed, not hers.
Paris Hilton's cell phonebook was hacked
& spread across the Internet,
causing some concern for some of the celebrities listed there.
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