Horny song lyrics: People Think I'm Horny. Traffic's running late, horn stuck honking, posted speed.  MickTerry.com

Horny song lyrics: People Think I'm Horny. Traffic's running late, horn stuck honking, posted speed.  MICK TERRY
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( Horny song lyrics )
PEOPLE THINK I'M HORNY
Copyright 2005 - MickTerry.com

Running late, as usual,
it's a self-inflicted day.
Tried to do too many things,
now the traffic's in my way.
I ducked into a side street,
thought I'd miss a lot of lights.
But a slow-moving mom in a pick-up
put me in even more of a plight.

Posted speed is thirty
in this residential zone.
Driving at 5 m.-p.-h.
gives me time to watch grass grow.
But time is what I'm short of
as I'm late to work this morn.
When she nods off to sleep at a red light,
I begin laying into my horn.

    PEOPLE THINK I'M HORNY. People think I'm rude.
    All because my horn gets stuck intermittently,
    they detect I'm in a bad mood.
    PEOPLE THINK I'M HORNY. People think I'm crass.
    Just because my horn gets stuck poorly timed for me,
    they declare I must be an ass.

One bleep would have done it,
just to wake her from her nap,
let her know in no short terms
that I've had it with her crap.
I really hit the horn hard:
must have shorted out the switch.
Now my horn starts to blow like I'm crazy,
like a demented son-of-a-bitch.

        & it goes: ehhhhhhhh -------, eh, eh, eh-eh,
        ehhhhhhh ------, eh-eh ...

    CHORUS

        & so it continues, erratic'ly for the next ten minutes,
        continues, sporadic'ly 'til it stops.
        & it stays stopped just as long as no car is near me.
        But it starts up just as soon as another car appears.

        & it goes: ehhhhhhhh -------, eh, eh, eh-eh,
        ehhhhhhh ------, eh-eh ...

"What the hell's your problem",
I can hear them think 'bout me,
honking way too often,
when there really is no need.
Just when I think it's over
& my work's two blocks away,
There's a bad traffic jam, so I park it,
let it honk & walk the rest of the way.

    CHORUS

Copyright 2005  MICK TERRY  Silent Tree Music  All rights reserved
[ Reprinted here by permission of the composer-lyricist ]   BMI
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HASTY BONES
BLOW-UP DOLL
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PIMP MY WALKER
DRIVE THIS SLOW
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BIKER IN MY MIRROR
LISTEN TO ME, SANTA
WHEELS ON THE ROAD
SILLY SALLY CELLHOLE
FOG ON THE WINDSHIELD
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GASOLINE PRICES WERE PLUNGING
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