Silent Tree Music - Song Lyrics
( Plumbers' ass butt crack exposure song lyrics )
music & lyrics Copyright © 2014 - MickTerry.com
Audio teaser by Mick Terry on SoundCloud.com/MickTerry-com A-Z
We had a leaky faucet I could have fixed myself,
but I am way too busy making cash for someone else.
So my wife calls the plumber, to her an emergency.
This being Sunday, so, of course, it's triple fee.
He shows up right at dinner, runs over Jayden's bike.
His tool box slams the door frame. Then he farts. What's not to like?
He smells like stale gym locker. Now, crawling beneath the sink,
his wardrobe malfunction can cause someone to blink.
Nasty PLUMBERS' BUTT, too much exposure coupled with
beer- gut. Can we get some closure on that
PLUMBERS' BUTT? Pull up those drawers-.
He yells out, "There's your problem!" as we're trying to eat our food.
A real loud groaning pipe sound, then a "snap" that can't be good.
"God-damn- mother trucker!" bellows right through the kitchen door
as cold brown water pours into the dining room floor.
We had insurance to cover things like this.
But they've got loopholes to cover any case.
To say left high and dry doesn't seem to fit
when there's water filling up the place.
After the water's pumped out, dried up and mold removed,
this plumber still wants payment. Says there's nothing we can prove.
He says the law protects him from unscrupulous creeps like us.
When he calls his lawyer, I say, "Kiss my PLUMBER'S BUTT!"
[spoken] Cracks me up ...
music & lyrics Copyright © 2014 MICK TERRY Silent Tree Music All rights reserved
[ Reprinted here by permission of the composer-lyricist ] BMI
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