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( Toyota recall song lyrics )
RUNAWAY TOYOTA
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( With all due respect for & appreciation of
those who have suffered due to runaway Toyotas )

Talk about brand loyalty: ever since my first Corolla,
at the tender young age of 17, I have always had Toyotas.
A Cressida, Corona & my trusty 4Runner truck,
through a Cam-ry & Prius, with each, I've had good luck.

Never had one problem 'til this morning at a red-light.
Red Ferra-ri right next to me, gunning up right to the redline.
With me in my green Prius, oh, for sure, this was his big joke.
But then, when the light changed color, it's my tires that now smoked.

    RUNAWAY TOYOTA, the lights are flashing red.
    RUNAWAY TOYOTA, I might just end up dead
    if I don't run over pedestrians or kill someone else instead
    with my RUNAWAY TOYOTA.

Ferrari way back- there, never moved one single inch-.
Flashing red & blue lights in my rearview as the cop closed for the pinch
But my Prius was not list'ning to commands I gave to the brakes.
For the following five hours-, I led a high-speed chase.

    CHORUS

        Great gas economy across 3 state lines.
        2 choppers, 14 squad cars & a total waste of time
        'til they had enough, dropped a spike strip
        & I slammed into a fence.
        My trial comes up next week,
        pleading The Toyota Defense.

    CHORUS

[spoken] My little runaway ...
         Now I have a legitimate excuse for all my speeding tickets.
         Wonder if I can appeal retroactively?   ...
         All those little old men plowing through neighborhood
         farmers' markets?   ...   Toyotas?
         Toyota can't blame all of these problems
         on floor mats or gas pedals, fallen water bottles or driver error.
         Being from West Virginia, I still have all of my Toyotas
         as status symbols,   ...   up on blocks in the front yard.
         "You asked for it, you bought it":   TOYMOTOR

         Oh,   ...   know anybody who might be interested
         in a slightly-used Toyota? ...   Great price ...

Copyright 2010  MICK TERRY  Silent Tree Music  All rights reserved
[ Reprinted here by permission of the composer-lyricist ]   BMI
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12-27-12:
Toyota agreed to pay $1.1 billion, still claiming throttle-control is fine.
Judgement in February for victims of death or injury by Toyota.
http://theweek.com/article/index/238249/toyotas-1-billion-settlement-has-the-automaker-buried-its-recall-problems

8-30-12:
Toyota Land Cruiser cruise control stuck at 120kph.
http://www.thenational.ae/news/uae-news/driver-of-runaway-land-cruiser-stuck-at-120kph-files-complaint

9-18-10:
Toyota settles lawsuit of cop & family killed in San Diego.
http://www.thenational.ae/news/world/toyota-to-pay-10-million-for-runaway-lexus-crash

5-22-10:
Toyota Lexus steering recall
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/37277178/ns/business-autos/

3-10-10:
99mph Prius in San Diego had been sent home by dealer 2 weeks prior:
not on recall list.
Orange County, CA, to sue Toyota for endangering public.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/35835804/ns/business-autos/

2-20-10:
Congress investigates Toyota recalls. Who investigates NHTSA?
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2010/02/19/AR2010021905381.html?hpid=topnews
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/35488499/ns/business-autos/
http://www.latimes.com/business/la-fi-toyota-biller19-2010feb19,0,5003812.story

1-22-10:
Toyota recalled millions of vehicles
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/34981335/ns/business-autos/

11-8-09:
NHTSA ignored many complaints about runaway Toyotas
http://articles.latimes.com/2009/nov/08/business/fi-toyota-recall8

10-18-09:
Runaway Toyotas can not all be blamed on floor mats or driver error
http://articles.latimes.com/2009/oct/18/business/fi-toyota-recall18

To other road song lyrics:   FINS, FINS
U-HAUL ASS
HASTY BONES
GREEN HUMMER
THE OTHER WAY
PIMP MY WALKER
DRIVE THIS SLOW
SHE'S TURNING LEFT
THREE MILES LATER
BIKER IN MY MIRROR
LISTEN TO ME, SANTA
WHEELS ON THE ROAD
SILLY SALLY CELLHOLE
BORED WITH HIS FERRARI
PEOPLE THINK I'M HORNY
MR. WHEELER IN YOUR SUV
OPEN SEASON ON THE FREEWAY
GASOLINE PRICES WERE PLUNGING
FIRST TIME OUT (IN HIS BRAND NEW PORSCHE)
WHAT MAKES YOU THINK YOU'VE GOT A COMPACT?
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