Silent Tree Music - Song Lyrics
( Funny Xmas song lyrics )
SANTA MUST HAVE A HOVERCRAFT
Copyright © 2005 - MickTerry.com
I'm not too much a dummy.
I aced most of third grade.
But something's got me stumped and
some questions have been raised.
Like how does Santa do it?
And how can reindeer fly?
And if they did, wouldn't they just skid
off the roof down the other side?
I don't know too much physics,
but some things don't seem right.
Like how can Santa make it
to each house in one night?
And if he's so darn heavy,
then how could reindeers pull
that fat old guy all throughout the sky
plus a sleigh that's so overfull?
SANTA MUST HAVE A HOVERCRAFT,
not reindeer after all.
That might make a lot of things a lot more logical.
SANTA MUST HAVE A HOVERCRAFT:
no landings on the roofs.
No overshot short runways. No clamoring of hooves.
It could fly so much faster.
And there's no need to feed.
It can't get tired or lazy
or other reindeer needs.
It gets great miles per gallon.
One thing's got me confused:
how that fat butt seems to not get stuck
in a chimney that's abused.
Copyright © 2000 MICK TERRY Silent Tree Music All rights reserved
[ Reprinted here by permission of the composer-lyricist ] BMI
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PROOF OF SANTA
12 DAYS OF WESEN
TIRED OF CHRISTMAS
RATTLED IN SEATTLE
LISTEN TO ME, SANTA
A TOUCH OF CHRISTMAS
FAT MAN IN THE RED SUIT
UGLIEST CHRISTMAS TREE
CHRISTMAS DINNER ALONE
WARM & FUZZY CHRISTMAS
JEWISH CHRISTMAS CAROLS
SANTA MIGHT BE A MEXICAN
THE EASTER BUNNY & SANTA
SANTA'S BEEN A BAD, BAD BOY
DADDY CANCELED CHRISTMAS
ANOTHER INTERNET CHRISTMAS
RUDY, THE RED-NOSED REINDEER
THE HANUKKAH CHANUKAH SONG
SANTA GOT RUN OVER BY HIS REINDEER
CHESTNUTS ROASTING ON AN OPEN FIRE
WHERE DO VAMPIRES GO ON CHRISTMAS?
DECK THE WALLS (WITH BOWLS OF JELLO)
HAPPY KWANZAA-CHANUKAH-AL HIJRA-CHRISTMAS
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