Mexican Santa song lyrics: Santa Might Be a Mexican. Barrio, low-rider sleigh, Latino pride. Miguelito Terresaño

Mexican Santa song lyrics: Santa Might Be a Mexican. Barrio, low-rider sleigh, Latino pride. Miguelito Terresaño
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( Mexican Santa song lyrics )
SANTA MIGHT BE A MEXICAN
Copyright © 2004 - MIGUELITO TERRESAÑO * - MickTerry.com
[ Note: These lyrics are not politically correct.
Although based upon clichéd stereotypes,
they were written to promote laughter, not ill will. ]

Just where did old Santa come from?
Does anyone know for sure?
Did we just put forth that he's from up north
from the trail of reindeer manure?
Or did he cross several borders
to get to that Northern Pole?
There are some who sense that there's evidence
that he's from the barrio.

    So, SANTA MIGHT BE A MEXICAN.
    That's what all the homies say.
    His wife is fat. He doesn't work.
    And he drives a low-rider sleigh.
    So, SANTA MIGHT BE A MEXICAN.
    He lives on welfare checks.
    After all, his name is "Sänta".
    What the elf did you expect?

Did anyone check his papers?
Is he an illegal, too?
Is he taking work from some other jerk
who is pure ol' red, white & blue?
& wasn't he near Home Depot
or U-Haul right there outside?
Or is this some type of a PR hype
just to build Latino pride.

    So, SANTA MIGHT BE A MEXICAN.
    That's what all the homies say.
    His wife is fat. He doesn't work.
    And he drives a low-rider sleigh.
    So, SANTA MIGHT BE A MEXICAN.
    His house looks like a wreck.
    After all, his name is "Sänta".
    What the elf did you expect?

        Does he walk real slow just to cross the street?
        Does he wear black boots on his little brown feet?
        Does he spend all day staring at the tube?
        Does he have some skin that is not tattooed?

    So, SANTA MIGHT BE A MEXICAN.
    That's what all the homies say.
    His wife is fat. He doesn't work.
    And he drives a low-rider sleigh.
    So, SANTA MIGHT BE A MEXICAN.
    You'd better show respect.
    After all, his name is "Sänta".
    What the elf did you expect?

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( The issue is not a matter of immigration, but of illegal immigration. )

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