Silent Tree Music - Song Lyrics
( Sarah Barracuda Palin / John McCain song lyrics )
HALF A HEARTBEAT AWAY
Copyright © 2008 - MickTerry.com
I don't mind that she's a woman. That's really not an issue.
I'm not the kind that thinks a woman's going to need a tissue.
I don't mind that she's a mother or an out of wedlock granny
or that her baby's going to need his mother and not the nanny.
HALF A HEARTBEAT AWAY,
HALF A HEARTBEAT AWAY,
Sarah Barracuda's HALF A HEARTBEAT AWAY.
I don't mind she took her city and ran it into the ground-.
She even used additional help to make it a deficit town-.
What scared me the most, McCain was almost a ghost.
It wouldn't take much to set him off,
and then, this President's toast.
So, who's next in line? The Veep usually has more time
and experience running a country.
But then, she'd be in her prime.
I don't mind she ran Alaska like it's her personal state-.
But there are quite a number of things, including this "Trooper-gate"-.
I do mind she hunts for trophies, wants her friends to do the same.
Would she mind giving wolves & polar bears guns, just to make it all a fair- game-?
[spoken] If Obama had lost & somebody had simply said 'Boo' to John McCain,
we'd have been impaled with Sarah Palin, our next selected official.
But they would have to find her first, off hunting moose, wolves
or bears somewhere in Alaska.
If you take the "l" out of Palin, all you get is Pain.
( I better watch out. She might come gunning for me. )
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Originally begun as a parody of Paul Simon's Slip Slidin' Away,
this song quickly mutated into a raging freshwater wolf-bear-moose-
stalking attack killer-fish with its own distinctive copyrighted melody.
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Sarah Palin blasts Nancy Pelosi, claiming Pelosi prefers illegal aliens to unborn Americans.
Sarah Palin blasts Levi Johnston & American Idol in new book.
Palin's daughter, Bristol, despite awkward, graceless dancing,
stays on Dancing with the Stars as much better dancers are sent home.
Right-wing conspiracy theory?
Palin's daughter, Bristol, engaged to Levi Johnston after custody battle:
does not last.
After ridiculing Obama for use of teleprompter,
Sarah Palin caught with speech notes scribbled on hand.
Sarah Palin quits Alaska governorship:
had thought it was only a part-time job.
Palin continues to push for lessening restrictions on killing wolves,
polar bears, black bears, beluga whales & other wildlife.
Palin's daughter Bristol dumped baby's dad.
Sarah Palin's unwed daughter Bristol gave birth.
Barack Obama - new President-elect
Vice-Presidential candidates debate.
Presidential candidates debate.
When John McCain kept harping
that Barack Obama did not have enough experience,
did anyone ask him about his Vice Presidential running mate,
At 71 & counting, McCain's age, health & gaffes were issues,
especially in light of who would be replacing him.
Alaska Governor Sarah Barracuda Palin pushed for lessening
restrictions on killing wolves, polar bears, black bears, beluga whales
& other wildlife regardless of endangered species status.
To other parody song lyrics:
To other political song lyrics: HOCUS POTUS
DEATH OR TAXES
TARGET ON HIS BACK
TOY STORY FROM CHINA
I'M VOTING FOR McBAMA
OUT ON THE LEFT COAST
SPREAD A LOT OF MONEY
ST. RONALD REAGANOMICS
THE $164 MILLION QUESTION
LET ME BUY YOU BREAKFAST
BRIDGE ON CHAPPAQUIDDICK
APATHETIC ABOUT YOUR ETHICS
FATAL FRIENDS & FATTENING FOE
GASOLINE PRICES WERE PLUNGING
JIMMY CARTER SENDS ME LETTERS
700 BILLION MAY BE CHUMP CHANGE
DICK CHENEY ASKED ME TO GO HUNTING
I WASN'T MAKING ADVANCES (SENATOR LARRY CRAIG)
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