Blinker song lyrics funny directional turn signal: She's Turning Left. Drivers swerve changing lanes. MickTerry.com

Blinker song lyrics funny directional turn signal: She's Turning Left. Drivers swerve changing lanes.  MICK TERRY
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( Funny directional turn signal blinker song lyrics )
SHE'S TURNING LEFT
Copyright 2004 - MickTerry.com

It's been raining all morning,
melting all the ice and sleet.
She backs out of the driveway,
out onto the busy street.
Three cars behind her,
they cannot all stop that fast.
Three cars behind her
are sliding into a crash.

    SHE'S TURNING LEFT. She's turning right.
    She's changing lanes again
    with moves that make you wonder
    if she's all that much of a thinker.
    SHE'S TURNING LEFT. She's turning right.
    She's changing lanes again
    and never with a single thought
    of ever using her blinker.

She drives down to the corner,
unaware of what she's caused.
Left turn from deep in the right lane,
barely just a moment paused.
One car that missed her
is skidding into a bush.
One car that missed her
is going to need a push.

    CHORUS

        It's called communication:
        a simple courtesy
        to let the other drivers know your plans.
        It's cause for consternation
        when she cuts in front of me
        and I have to swerve and jam my brakes
        or else slam into her bumper.

She heads onto the freeway,
missing others by an inch.
She swings into the fast lane:
everybody's jaws are clenched.
Swerving and dodging,
she'll open each hole she finds.
Swerving and dodging:
it's bumper cars for the blind.

    CHORUS

        She doesn't ever notice
        all the devastation in her wake.
        She doesn't ever notice
        all the middle fingers being raised.

[spoken] Can you say "DI-REC-TION-AL SIG-NAL"?
          Let's make it simpler: "TURN SIG-NAL"?
          How about ... "BLINK-ER"?!!
          I'm sorry. Maybe you should be given the benefit of the doubt ...
          Maybe both your blinkers have been on the blink
          for the life of your car?
          Or maybe you have not yet learned LEFT ... from ... RIGHT?
          No, ... your other left ...

Copyright 2005  MICK TERRY  Silent Tree Music  All rights reserved
[ Reprinted here by permission of the composer-lyricist ]   BMI
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