Bar song lyrics funny:  Shot Down More Times Tonight:   Ask another girl to dance, crash and burn.  MickTerry.com

Bar song lyrics funny:  Shot Down More Times Tonight:   Ask another girl to dance, crash and burn.  MICK TERRY
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( Funny bar song lyrics )
SHOT DOWN MORE TIMES TONIGHT
Copyright 2001 - MickTerry.com

    You were
    SHOT DOWN MORE TIMES TONIGHT
    than your Granddaddy over France.
    And for every time he got back in that sky,
    you would ask another girl to dance.
    SHOT DOWN MORE TIMES TONIGHT
    and some of them looked real fine.
    But then, they all look good, yes, they all look good
    when it gets to be closing time.

SHOT DOWN in flames,
but you bailed and you're moving on.
But you better meet someone pretty damn soon
and before all the women are gone.
There's a cute blonde over there.
Yeah, the one with the petrified roots.
So what if there's no one at home upstairs?
So what if she wears combat boots?

    CHORUS

SHOT DOWN in flames,
so you pull back and lick your wounds.
And you join your friends belly-up to the bar
and you see who else is in the room.
There's a brunette by the band.
Yeah, the one talking all to herself.
So what if she looks like a little man?
So what if she could be an elf?

    CHORUS

        Lines, lines, everywhere a line:
        blocking personalities, breaking your mind.
        Say this, don't say that.
        Can't you feed them lines?   ...   (HUAH !!)

SHOT DOWN in flames,
but you're not going to crash and burn.
You just analyze what went right or went wrong,
what you did and maybe what you've learned.
There's a redhead by the door.
Yeah, the one with the crissy-cross eyes.
So what if she looks like a low-rent whore?
So, you must be some kind of prize?

    CHORUS

Copyright 2001  MICK TERRY  Silent Tree Music  All rights reserved
[ Reprinted here by permission of the composer-lyricist ]   BMI
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Bridge is a parody of chorus of Signs,
performed by Five Man Electrical Band & Tesla,
original music and lyrics by Les Emerson.

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TOUCHDOWN ON THE H2O
WHY ARE THEY SHOOTING AT ME?
GIVE ME A HEAT-SEEKING MISSILE
To other sex song lyrics:   HEY, MISTER!
DEEP POCKETS
LONG SHOWERS
EHAWEE IS GONE
THE GIRL'S GONE MILD
LET ME BE YOUR BLANKET
BILL COSBY GROPED ME, TOO
SUCH A SUPER BOOB (JANET JACKSON)
& ALL THE LITTLE GIRLS (WANT TO BE BRITNEY SPEARS)
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