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( Funny cell phone song lyrics )
SILLY SALLY CELLHOLE
( Cellphone cell hole etymology * )
Copyright © 2001 - MickTerry.com

On   YouTube,  performed  LIVE  by  MICK TERRY   (soon!)

SILLY SALLY CELLHOLE
is cruising 'round the town,
never getting off her cellphone,
nearly mowing people down.
She's even turning corners
with her hand still to her ear.
But she's more intent on her argument
than on any car that's near.

SILLY SALLY CELLHOLE
is at the picture show.
If she's talking through the movie,
then why does she even go?
She's talking through the laugh lines,
through the action, through the crimes.
After someone screams, it's a quiet scene
and her phone rings every time.

        Not everyone with a cell-phone
        is as dangerous, crass or rude,
        or oblivious to what else is going on.
        Not everyone with a cell-phone
        has as stupid an attitude
        that says all the world
        revolves around the phone.

SILLY SALLY CELLHOLE
is at the restaurant
as I'm getting quite romantic
in the quiet ambience.
When the peaceful moment's
shattered by a loud, annoying ring,
I have had enough, so I call her bluff
and I smash the  #^({!%&  thing.

Copyright © 2001  MICK TERRY  Silent Tree Music  All rights reserved
[ Reprinted here by permission of the composer-lyricist ]   BMI
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current
Mick Terry  still does not own a cellphone, smart, dumb or otherwise.

6-6-12
MA teen Aaron Deveau guilty of manslaughter for texting while driving
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/06/06/aaron-deveau-massachusetts-teen-guilty-texting-while-driving-donald-howley-jr_n_1575064.html

1-12-12
NY Philharmonic Orchestra stops due to cellphone ringing 4 minutes
http://www.nytimes.com/2012/01/13/nyregion/ringing-finally-stopped-but-concertgoers-alarm-persists.html

1-4-12
Interstate commercial trucker handheld cellphone use illegal
http://www.dglobe.com/event/article/id/54184/

6-1-11
World Health Organization: new evidence cellphones cause cancer
http://www.iol.co.za/business/business-news/cellphones-could-cause-brain-cancer-1.1077838

5-16-11
Woman arrested: talking too loudly for 16 hours on cellphone on train.
http://salem.katu.com/news/crime/police-stop-train-after-complaints-about-passenger-talking-phone/440466

1-12-10
Transportation Department & safety advocates form FocusDriven
to raise public awareness of distracted driving.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100112/ap_on_hi_te/us_distracted_driving

1-12-09
Ahnold's wife, Maria Shriver Schwarzenegger, caught by TMZ
driving using cellphone. Governor says swift action will be taken:
she donates an old cellphone to charity.

1-12-09
University of Utah study finds drivers on cellphones kill thousands,
even if hands-free.

7-1-08
CA law: illegal to use cellphone w/o hands-free operation while driving

1-19-06
UrbanDictionary.com definition of "cellhole"
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Cellhole

9-3-02
University of Rhode Island study:
cell phone use cause of tunnel vision in drivers.
http://advance.uri.edu/pacer/september2002/story2.htm

4-15-01
Silly Sally Cellhole  written by  Mick Terry:  Copyright 2001
Mick Terry  coined the term "cellhole":  asshole using cell phone.
*  Etymology:   first documented usage of the term in this context.

10-?-96
Wife of cell phone company owner told  Mick Terry  that,
despite denials, cell phone manufacturers are well aware of
cell phones causing brain tumors.
The closer the antennae is to the head,
the thinner the shielding of the antenna,
the greater the danger.

To other road song lyrics:   FINS, FINS
To other technology song lyrics:   LIFE.COM
LITTLE SURFER
BURIED IN EMAIL
YOU'VE GOT SPAM
AMERICAN HACKER
LITTLE GREEN MEN
VOICE RECOGNITION
FALLING SPACE JUNK
THIS PHONE IS A P.O.S.
MY COMPUTER'S DOWN
I SOLD MY WIFE ON eBAY
NORTON ANTI-TERRORIST
TOPPED OUT ON TWITTER
EVERYTHING IS AUTOMAGIC
OUTSOURCING, OFFSHORING
LOST IN A VOICE MAIL JUNGLE
ANOTHER INTERNET CHRISTMAS
DAY AFTER ROSWELL (OF CORSO)
THE COMPUTER ATE MY HOMEWORK
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