Funny love song lyrics: Soft Side to the Sun. Heroes only human, nobody's perfect, no patent on purity. MickTerry

Funny love song lyrics: Soft Side to the Sun. Heroes only human, nobody's perfect, no patent on purity. MICK TERRY
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( Funny love song lyrics )
SOFT SIDE TO THE SUN
Copyright 1996 - MickTerry.com

Once upon an enchanted castle,
a dragon had you chained.
A gallant knight on a pure white charger
to your rescue came.
Just when I was about to save you,
my horse decides to leave.

Once upon an abandoned sawmill,
the villain had you tied.
But then I entered in splendid glory,
sweeping to your side.
Just when I was about to save you,
my pants begin to fall.

    & you don't find many heroes
    with a SOFT SIDE TO THE SUN.
    & you don't find many dreams that plan to stay.
    & you don't find many mountains
    where a river's course is run.
    But the SOFT SIDE that you find won't wash away.

Once upon some encircled wagons,
the Injuns pinned you down.
& then a trumpet call was heard faintly
coming from the town.
Just when I was about to save you,
my kidneys start to go.

    CHORUS

Once upon a deep woods safari,
the natives potted you.
So spiced and seasoned just to perfection,
you were jungle stew.
Just when I was about to save you,
the pepper makes me sneeze.

        Nobody's perfect. No one's got a patent on purity.
        Nobody's perfect. & no one really knows like me.

Once upon an afflicted romance,
when you made me your king:
so superhuman, with godly powers,
I could do anything.
Now you've found that I'm only human,
will you still stay around?

    CHORUS

Copyright 1996  MICK TERRY  Silent Tree Music  All rights reserved
[ Reprinted here by permission of the composer-lyricist ]   BMI
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