Cellphone song lyrics funny:  This Phone is a P.O.S. Antenna reception, hear a pin drop.  MickTerry.com

Cellphone song lyrics funny:  This Phone is a P.O.S. Antenna reception, hear a pin drop.  MICK TERRY
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( Funny cellphone song lyrics )
THIS PHONE IS A P.O.S.
Copyright 2005 - MickTerry.com

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    THIS PHONE IS A P.O.S.
    It may be good as a paperweight,
    but very little else.
    THIS PHONE isn't worth a hoot.
    The only thing that it's suited for
    is to clean crap off my boot.

It's got a great antenna,
ideal for cleaning cleats.
It works its way right to your sole,
scrapes dog poop off with ease.
But as for clear reception,
like hearing pins that drop,
you might hear a pin, but that's the only thing.
The distortion rarely stops.

    CHORUS

It's got a great insurance
in case the phone gets lost,
but with so many loopholes that
you feel you're double-crossed.
They've got great in-store service;
they'll run all kinds of tests.
When they give it back, it still sounds like crap
and reception's worse, at best.

    CHORUS

        Features, functions, menus: it surely has its share.
        But half of them cost extra
        if you want to keep them there.
        Features, functions, menus: a camera, email & games,
        and a real good chance that the phone implants
        a nice tumor in your brain.

It takes great color pictures.
Great background on its screen.
It's got voice mail and walkie-talk,
seven hundred different rings.
But what's the point with all this
that's sitting in your hand,
if somebody speaks and the signal's weak
and you still can't understand?

    CHORUS

Copyright 2005  MICK TERRY  Silent Tree Music  All rights reserved
[ Reprinted here by permission of the composer-lyricist ]   BMI
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