Weight song funny lyrics parody: Weight of the Girl. Gordon Kennedy Garth Brooks Chris Gaines butt back porch parking spaces. MickTerry.com

Weight song funny lyrics parody: Weight of the Girl. Gordon Kennedy Garth Brooks Chris Gaines butt back porch parking spaces. MICK TERRY
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( Gordon Kennedy, Garth Brooks / Chris Gaines parody song lyrics - Way of the Girl )
WEIGHT OF THE GIRL
Copyright 2014 - MickTerry.com

She's got that fat that surrounds her
so she won't have to put out-.
Two hundred eighty-three pounder:
keep your distance, no doubt---.

She's the sweetest of faces;
you might be so inclined---.
Her butt takes two parking spaces,
so you don't pay her no mind----.

    It's just the WEIGHT OF THE GIRL, just the WEIGHT OF THE GIRL.
    It's just the WEIGHT OF THE GIRL, just the WEIGHT OF THE GIRL.

She'd have much more money.
She'd get much more love----.
She builds up her back porch
'til it's just too big to shove----.

    CHORUS x2

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Parody of Way of the Girl as sung by Garth Brooks as fictitious rocker Chris Gaines,
original words & music written by Gordon Kennedy   1999,
from the album Garth Brooks in the Life of Chris Gaines / Greatest Hits.
Although much vilified, the album was actually quite good, selling 2 million,
with the single Lost in You reaching #5 on Billboard Hot 100.   ( one of Mick Terry's favorite albums )

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