Baby parody song lyrics funny: What Child is This? James Marino. Spitting up piss poop Greensleeves MickTerry.com

Baby parody song lyrics funny: What Child is This? James Marino. Spitting up piss poop Greensleeves.  MICK TERRY
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( Baby parody song lyrics )
WHAT CHILD IS THIS ?
(written for James Benjamin Marino's 1st birthday 10-21-04)
Parody Lyrics:   MICK TERRY   Copyright 2004 - MickTerry.com
Original Lyrics & Music:   William Chatterton Dix - Traditional   1865

WHAT CHILD IS THIS- who made a mess-
in Daddy's lap is pee-ing?
Who seems so sweet- when sound asleep,-
but innocent looks are deceiving.

    Piss, poop,- they do their thing.-
    They soon expel- what's taken in.
    Waste, waste- out either end.-
    A ba-by's output is scary.

Who's earned the right- to sleep-filled nights?-
A baby knows no postpon-ing.
And baby brings- such worthless things.-
For what sins are you now atoning?

    Piss, poop,- it's time for change.-
    Who knew your lives would be so rearranged?
    Waste, waste- out either end.-
    A ba-by's output is scary.

When Dad takes care- when Mom's not there,-
it's not really called "babysit-ting".
And watch your back:- a burp attack-
can ruin a sweater from spitting.

    Piss, poop,- they do their thing.-
    They soon expel- what's taken in.
    Waste, waste- out either end.-
    A ba-by's output is scary.

So, Happy Birth-day Number One.-
Can Number Two- be far behind?
Let's celebrate- 'cause you can't wait.-
The smell says that now- it's changing time.

    Piss, poop,- it's time for change.-
    Who knew your lives would be so rearranged?
    Waste, waste- out either end.-
    A ba-by's output is scary.

Copyright 2004  MICK TERRY  Silent Tree Music  All rights reserved
[ Reprinted here by permission of the composer-lyricist ]   BMI
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Parody of the traditional Christmas carol  What Child is This?

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METHANE
EL CRAPO
HEY, DUDE
NORMA JEAN
HASTY BONES
LITTLE SURFER
JEW CHRISTMAS
RUBBER BULLETS
COPYCAT, COPYCAT
CRAP HOLE OF LOVE
WHOLE LOTTA BUGS
CASEY A. (ANTHONY)
NEVER TOOK VIAGRA
WHAT CHILD IS THIS?
WEIGHT OF THE GIRL
TOP GOES THE DIESEL
BIN LADEN, BIN LADEN
YUMMY IN MY TUMMY
WHY CAN'T WE BE RON?
CALIFORNIA SCREAMIN'
OUT ON THE LEFT COAST
YOU JUST MIGHT BE DEAD
HALF A HEARTBEAT AWAY
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ANYWAY
HYSTERIA THE BEATLEFUL
SADAMI, SADAMI, BALONEY
HIGH MAINTENANCE BITCH
JEWISH CHRISTMAS CAROLS
DRUNK IN THE SADDLE AGAIN
SANTA'S BEEN A BAD, BAD BOY
HARD TIMES IN MALIBU BLUES
RUDY, THE RED-NOSED REINDEER
THE HANUKKAH CHANUKAH SONG
FATAL FRIENDS & FATTENING FOE
SHOT DOWN MORE TIMES TONIGHT
TAKE ME OUT TO THE BRAWL GAME
SANTA GOT RUN OVER BY HIS REINDEER
CHESTNUTS ROASTING ON AN OPEN FIRE
WHO'S AFRAID OF THE BIG BLAIR WITCH?
DECK THE WALLS (WITH BOWLS OF JELLO)
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