Compact car song lyrics: What Makes You Think You've Got Compact? Parking space ozone, OPEC whore MickTerry.com

Compact car song lyrics: What Makes You Think You've Got a Compact? Parking space ozone, OPEC whore.  Mick Terry
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( Not so compact car song lyrics )
WHAT MAKES YOU THINK YOU'VE GOT A COMPACT?
Copyright 2005 - MickTerry.com

You should know
it's one thing if you want to kill the ozone.
It's one thing if you are an OPEC whore.
But do you have to waste yet another parking space
by not leaving enough room to get out my door?

    WHAT MAKES YOU THINK YOU'VE GOT A
COMPACT?
    WHAT MAKES YOU THINK you drive a
tiny car?
    Where the signs clearly designate for "
COMPACT" only,
    WHAT MAKES YOU THINK YOU'VE GOT the right to park?

As a child,
you prob'ly couldn't keep your crayons in lines.
You prob'ly had not learned to draw too straight.
What is it you can't see when you park diag'nally,
like right now when spots are scarce & I'm running late.

    CHORUS

        If it's a small RV or an SUV
        or a pick-up truck, guess I'm out of luck.
        Mid-size sedan or a mini-van:
        they're all way too big to do a gig in a "
COMPACT" zone.

You should know
some people have been getting really keyed up.
Some people have been getting really pissed.
If you still cross the lines, then you shouldn't be surprised
if somebody leaves a note and you're reading this:

    CHORUS

[spoken] "Compact" by way of Mr. Webster:   *
          "an automobile smaller than an intermediate
          but larger than a subcompact";
          "occupying a small volume by reason of efficient use of space".
          Sorry. Your vehicle does not fit ... literally.
          Please park it elsewhere.
          & that includes your Taurus, Camry, Accord, etc.,
          even if made in Japan ...
                      *  
( Webster's New Collegiate Dictionary )

Copyright 2005  MICK TERRY  Silent Tree Music  All rights reserved
[ Reprinted here by permission of the composer-lyricist ]   BMI
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To other environmental / ecological song lyrics:   PLASTIC RIVERS
To other road song lyrics:   FINS FINS
U-HAUL ASS
HASTY BONES
GREEN HUMMER
THE OTHER WAY
PIMP MY WALKER
DRIVE THIS SLOW
RUNAWAY TOYOTA
SHE'S TURNING LEFT
THREE MILES LATER
BIKER IN MY MIRROR
LISTEN TO ME, SANTA
WHEELS ON THE ROAD
SILLY SALLY CELLHOLE
BORED WITH HIS FERRARI
PEOPLE THINK I'M HORNY
MR. WHEELER IN YOUR SUV
OPEN SEASON ON THE FREEWAY
GASOLINE PRICES WERE PLUNGING
FIRST TIME OUT (IN HIS BRAND NEW PORSCHE)
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