Vampire Christmas song lyrics funny:  Where Do Vampires Go on Christmas?  Beware mistletoe kiss bite. MickTerry.com

Vampire Christmas song lyrics funny:  Where Do Vampires Go on Christmas?  Beware mistletoe kiss bite. MICK TERRY
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( Vampire Christmas song lyrics )
WHERE DO VAMPIRES GO   ( ON CHRISTMAS ) ?
Copyright 2010 - MickTerry.com

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[spoken]  In this holiday spirit full of giving, receiving,
          laughter, fun, feasting, love & compassion,
          it is good that we sometimes remember
          those who are different from us,
          those who need compassion, loving, caring, understanding, too,
          ... like vampires.


The pristine white snowfall now blankets the ground,
crisp air full of snowflakes that muffle the sound
of carolers and sleigh bells further in town,
unaware of what's just going on.

A young woman's body half-covered in snow:
her fur-lined hood pulled back, her neck still exposed.
The darkening crimson: which way did he go?
Her attacker's trail filling too soon.

    WHERE DO VAMPIRES GO ON- CHRISTMAS
    when ev'ryone is cheery and- bright?
    WHERE DO VAMPIRES GO ON- CHRISTMAS
    when all they want to do is catch a bite?

Well, what'd you expect? Vampires need loving, too.
They may drink a toast, but it's a diff'rent red brew.
Beware of their mistletoe. They'll do more than kiss you
& you'll wonder how those marks got on your neck.

    CHORUS

        Bloody Merry Christmas.
        Bloody Merry Christmas.

    CHORUS

Copyright 2010  MICK TERRY  Silent Tree Music  All rights reserved
[ Reprinted here by permission of the composer-lyricist ]   BMI
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To other vampire song lyrics:   ZOMBIE VAMPIRES
THIS ISN'T TWILIGHT
DO VAMPIRES FLOSS AFTER FEEDING?
To other scary / Halloween song lyrics:   HORROR STORIES
ON BONEY ISLAND
CREEPY CRAWLIES
THIS ISN'T TWILIGHT
TIRED OF CHRISTMAS
FRANKLINTOWN FLOOD
WHICH WITCH IS WITCH?
FRIDAY THE THIRTEENTH
HOWL R U ON HORRORWEEN?
(WHO'S AFRAID OF THE) BIG BLAIR WITCH

To other Christmas song lyrics:   BLACK FRIDAY
JEW CHRISTMAS
PROOF OF SANTA
RE-GIFTED AGAIN
CHICKEN TURKEY
12 DAYS OF WESEN
CHRISTMAS PARTY
TIRED OF CHRISTMAS
RATTLED IN SEATTLE
LISTEN TO ME, SANTA
A TOUCH OF CHRISTMAS
FAT MAN IN THE RED SUIT
UGLIEST CHRISTMAS TREE
CHRISTMAS DINNER ALONE
WARM & FUZZY CHRISTMAS
JEWISH CHRISTMAS CAROLS
SANTA MIGHT BE A MEXICAN
THE EASTER BUNNY & SANTA
SANTA'S BEEN A BAD, BAD BOY
DADDY CANCELED CHRISTMAS
ANOTHER INTERNET CHRISTMAS
RUDY, THE RED-NOSED REINDEER
THE HANUKKAH CHANUKAH SONG
SANTA MUST HAVE A HOVERCRAFT
SANTA GOT RUN OVER BY HIS REINDEER
CHESTNUTS ROASTING ON AN OPEN FIRE
DECK THE WALLS (WITH BOWLS OF JELLO)
HAPPY KWANZAA-CHANUKAH-AL HIJRA-CHRISTMAS
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