Silent Tree Music - Song Lyrics
( Witch funny story song lyrics )
WHICH WITCH IS WITCH?
Copyright © 2011 - MickTerry.com
On YouTube, performed LIVE by MICK TERRY (soon!)
It was a dark & swarthy Halloween, witches costumes everywhere,
with your usual ghosts & Spidermen all- around.
We didn't think that much about- it. We were less than well- prepared
when the alarm was tripped at the Beauty Queen Hair- Salon.
It was my third week as security & the mall had never been robbed.
I had thought this would be a gravy gig for- a while.
Just the occasional shop-lift criminal, petty scams or purse-snatching job,
but with no real threat to my- life- or health- or style.
Son of a bitch, WHICH WITCH IS this?
But then, WHICH WITCH was that in the funky pointy hat?
Son of a bitch, WHICH WITCH IS WITCH? WHICH IS WITCH?
It was an inside job most def'nitely. Someone knew security's soft
& where the wealthy white-haired ladies would all- hang out.
Heavy purses, cash & jewelry, all intent on showing them off
down at the far West end of this mall- with nine- ways out.
Witches, witches ev'rywhere, the salon had a special on.
If you’d come there dressed like a witch,
for half price you can get your hair done.
Witches, witches ev'rywhere, including three to five who were men
who helped themselves at gunpoint & then, as witches, left again.
Then there were witches running ev'rywhere, witches screaming in- the mall.
We were hard-pressed to discover just which- was real.
They never found out who the culprits were, never solved the myst'ry at all.
& my involvement & my take have not been- revealed.
Copyright © 2011 MICK TERRY Silent Tree Music All rights reserved
[ Reprinted here by permission of the composer-lyricist ] BMI
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To other scary / Halloween song lyrics:
ON BONEY ISLAND
THIS ISN'T TWILIGHT
TIRED OF CHRISTMAS
FRIDAY THE THIRTEENTH
HOWL R U ON HORRORWEEN?
DO VAMPIRES FLOSS AFTER FEEDING?
WHERE DO VAMPIRES GO ON CHRISTMAS?
(WHO'S AFRAID OF THE) BIG BLAIR WITCH
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