Lawn birds song lyrics, Who Put Out Sign All You Can Eat Buffet? Birds feeding SuperSeed. MickTerry.com

Lawn birds song lyrics, Who Put Out Sign All You Can Eat Buffet? Birds feeding SuperSeed. MICK TERRY
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( Spring & summer lawn weeds, bird song lyrics )
WHO PUT OUT THE SIGN
( "ALL YOU CAN EAT BUFFET" ) ?
Copyright 2012 - MickTerry.com

On  Lawn birds song lyrics, Who Put Out Sign All You Can Eat Buffet? Birds feeding SuperSeed. Mick Terry YouTube video YouTube,  performed  LIVE  by  MICK TERRY   (soon!)

A great crop of crabgrass this year:
by most accounts a beautiful lawn,
until you're a little too near
and discover that all "good" grass is gone.
The weeds have taken over.
They've done this twice before.
But we have only lived here since the Spring.

Drove down to Home Owners' Supply.
An hour- just to get someone's help.
He claims it's a fool's DIY.
Two thousand dollars & I've emptied their shelves.
The weeds have taken over.
I've got to fight back more.
But now I'm armed and dang'rous to their health.

    WHO PUT OUT THE SIGN
    "ALL YOU CAN EAT BUFFET"?
    Just 'cause I seeded my lawn,
    the damned birds won't go away.
    WHO PUT OUT THE SIGN
    "ALL YOU CAN EAT for free"?
    Damned birds keep pecking on me.

The weed killer made it look worse.
He forgot the part I'd have to pull weeds.
He swore that this SuperSeed works;
will even grow on rocks and concrete.
The weeds have taken over.
They love it even more.
He also didn't warn me 'bout the birds.

    CHORUS

        Scare crow: they pay him no mind.
        The only thing that works
        is me chasing them all the time.
        Plastic owl: they perch on his head
        and wait for me to leave
        so they can start feeding again.

I've fin'lly discovered the cure.
No dandelions, chick weed, crab grass.
No yard that would smell like manure.
My battling weeds and birds is now past.
The weeds are gone forever.
The birds have broken beaks.
I've grown a lawn of concrete painted green.

    CHORUS

[spoken]   Oh, no! What was that?!! Was that an earthquake?!!! ...

Copyright 2012  MICK TERRY  Silent Tree Music  All rights reserved
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