Ron Hasse parody song lyrics: Why Can't We Be Ron? LA Times, Jack Klunder, Daily News, Chicago Bears. MickTerry

Ron Hasse parody song lyrics: Why Can't We Be Ron? LA Times, Jack Klunder, Daily News, Chicago Bears. MickTerry
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( Ron Hasse parody song lyrics )
WHY CAN'T WE BE RON?
( Written by request for LA Times Director Ron Hasse's 40th birthday party )
Parody Lyrics:   MICK TERRY   Copyright 2006 - MickTerry.com
Original Lyrics & Music: Goldstein, Brown, Allen, Dickerson, Scott, Jordan, Oskar, Miller  1975

He left the Midwest town of Chicago
to find the Valley of- San Fernando.

    WHY CAN'T WE- BE RON?
    WHY CAN'T WE- BE RON?
    WHY CAN'T WE- BE RON?
    WHY CAN'T WE- BE RON?

He found himself three lovely kids and a wife.
Starts selling papers, saying, "This is the life!"

    CHORUS

He worked his way up through the Daily- News.
Up near the top, he wasn't singing no blues.

    CHORUS

Jack Klunder says, "Hey, Ron, The LA- Times
could use a man with your ambition and drive".

    CHORUS

Now at The Times, he's known as "Big Boss- Mon".
I wonder where he stole the talent all from.

    CHORUS

Ron's kind of shy, not one for putting on airs.
Just don't go dissin' his Chicago- Bears.

    CHORUS  
(x3)

Copyright 2006  MICK TERRY  Silent Tree Music  All rights reserved
[ Reprinted here by permission of the composer-lyricist ]   BMI
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Parody of War's Why Can't We Be Friends?, original words & music by
Goldstein, Brown, Allen, Dickerson, Scott, Jordan, Oskar, Miller
  1975

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BIN LADEN, BIN LADEN
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HYSTERIA THE BEATLEFUL
SADAMI, SADAMI, BALONEY
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JEWISH CHRISTMAS CAROLS
THE TWELVE DAYS OF WESEN
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CHESTNUTS ROASTING ON AN OPEN FIRE
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DECK THE WALLS (WITH BOWLS OF JELLO)
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