12 Twelve Days Christmas carol parody song funny lyrics: WORST DAY OF CHRISTMAS ex-wife carol. MickTerry.com

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( 12 Twelve Days of Christmas carol parody song lyrics )
THE WORST DAY OF CHRISTMAS
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On THE WORST DAY OF CHRISTMAS, my ex-wife gave to me
a worn-out & moldy hair weave.

On THE second DAY OF CHRISTMAS, my ex-wife gave to me
2 brutal shoves
& a worn-out & moldy hair weave.

On THE third DAY OF CHRISTMAS, my ex-wife gave to me
3 empty pens, 2 brutal shoves
& a worn-out & moldy hair weave.

On THE fourth DAY OF CHRISTMAS, my ex-wife gave to me
4 hardened turds, 3 empty pens, 2 brutal shoves
& a worn-out & moldy hair weave.

On THE fifth DAY OF CHRISTMAS, my ex-wife gave to me
5 worthless things,
4- hardened turds, 3 empty pens, 2- brutal shoves
& a worn-out & moldy hair weave.

On THE sixth DAY OF CHRISTMAS, my ex-wife gave to me
6 guests a-staying, 5 worthless things,
4- hardened turds, 3 empty pens, 2- brutal shoves
& a worn-out & moldy hair weave.

On THE seventh DAY OF CHRISTMAS, my ex-wife gave to me
7 yawns a-boring, 6 guests a-staying, 5 worthless things,
4- hardened turds, 3 empty pens, 2- brutal shoves
& a worn-out & moldy hair weave.

On THE eighth DAY OF CHRISTMAS, my ex-wife gave to me
8 lawyers bilking, 7 yawns a-boring, 6 guests a-staying, 5 worthless things,
4- hardened turds, 3 empty pens, 2- brutal shoves
& a worn-out & moldy hair weave.

On THE ninth DAY OF CHRISTMAS, my ex-wife gave to me
9 necromancing,
8 lawyers bilking, 7 yawns a-boring, 6 guests a-staying, 5 worthless things,
4- hardened turds, 3 empty pens, 2- brutal shoves
& a worn-out & moldy hair weave.

On THE tenth DAY OF CHRISTMAS, my ex-wife gave to me
10 toms a-peeping, 9 necromancing,
8 lawyers bilking, 7 yawns a-boring, 6 guests a-staying, 5 worthless things,
4- hardened turds, 3 empty pens, 2- brutal shoves
& a worn-out & moldy hair weave.

On THE eleventh DAY OF CHRISTMAS, my ex-wife gave to me
11 gripers griping, 10 toms a-peeping, 9 necromancing,
8 lawyers bilking, 7 yawns a-boring, 6 guests a-staying, 5 worthless things,
4- hardened turds, 3 empty pens, 2- brutal shoves
& a worn-out & moldy hair weave.

On THE twelfth DAY OF CHRISTMAS, my ex-wife gave to me
12 bums a-bumming, 11 gripers griping, 10 toms a-peeping, 9 necromancing,
8 lawyers bilking, 7 yawns a-boring, 6 guests a-staying, 5 worthless things,
4- hardened turds, 3 empty pens, 2- brutal shoves
& a worn-out & moldy hair weave.

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Parody of traditional (1780) Christmas carol, The Twelve Days of Christmas,
music by Frederic Austin (1909)

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To other Christmas song lyrics:   PROOF OF SANTA
To other parody song lyrics:   DEAD
METHANE
EL CRAPO
HEY, DUDE
DINNERTIME
NORMA JEAN
HASTY BONES
LITTLE SURFER
JEW CHRISTMAS
RUBBER BULLETS
COPYCAT, COPYCAT
CRAP HOLE OF LOVE
WHOLE LOTTA BUGS
CASEY A. (ANTHONY)
NEVER TOOK VIAGRA
WHAT CHILD IS THIS?
WEIGHT OF THE GIRL
TOP GOES THE DIESEL
BIN LADEN, BIN LADEN
YUMMY IN MY TUMMY
WHY CAN'T WE BE RON?
CALIFORNIA SCREAMIN'
OUT ON THE LEFT COAST
YOU JUST MIGHT BE DEAD
HALF A HEARTBEAT AWAY
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ANYWAY
HYSTERIA THE BEATLEFUL
SADAMI, SADAMI, BALONEY
HIGH MAINTENANCE BITCH
JEWISH CHRISTMAS CAROLS
THE TWELVE DAYS OF WESEN
DRUNK IN THE SADDLE AGAIN
SANTA'S BEEN A BAD, BAD BOY
HARD TIMES IN MALIBU BLUES
RUDY, THE RED-NOSED REINDEER
I JUST KEEP FALLING OUT OF BED
THE HANUKKAH CHANUKAH SONG
FATAL FRIENDS & FATTENING FOE
SHOT DOWN MORE TIMES TONIGHT
TAKE ME OUT TO THE BRAWL GAME
SANTA GOT RUN OVER BY HIS REINDEER
CHESTNUTS ROASTING ON AN OPEN FIRE
WHO'S AFRAID OF THE BIG BLAIR WITCH?
DECK THE WALLS (WITH BOWLS OF JELLO)
To the TOP
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