Silent Tree Music - Song Lyrics
( Funny Christmas Eve song lyrics )
CHRISTMAS DINNER ALONE
Copyright © 2000 - MickTerry.com
On YouTube, performed LIVE by MICK TERRY (soon!)
Well, this has been a real strange CHRISTMAS,
much weirder than I've ever seen.
Not a present is wrapped.
All my energy's zapped.
& now, here it is CHRISTMAS Eve.
I'll be feasting on turkey bologna,
With a side dish of left-over rice.
When it comes to dessert,
if I'm looking to splurge,
there is always some humble pie.
So it's CHRISTMAS DINNER ALONE
without the messes & all the fuss.
A much quieter, simpler home,
now that there is no "us".
No carols somewhere softly playing.
No songs are singing in my heart.
'Stead of old Jingle Bells,
it's all sounding like hell,
& I sent no one CHRISTMAS cards.
No, I didn't put up the old Yule tree.
Didn't string any lighting this year.
There's no one that I know,
so why hang mistletoe?
I'm just brimming with CHRISTMAS cheer.
They call this the season of giving
& I gave just about all I had.
But it wasn't enough:
seems you wanted more stuff.
Now you're gone & it's not all that bad.
Copyright © 2000 MICK TERRY Silent Tree Music All rights reserved
[ Reprinted here by permission of the composer-lyricist ] BMI
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PROOF OF SANTA
12 DAYS OF WESEN
TIRED OF CHRISTMAS
RATTLED IN SEATTLE
LISTEN TO ME, SANTA
A TOUCH OF CHRISTMAS
FAT MAN IN THE RED SUIT
UGLIEST CHRISTMAS TREE
WARM & FUZZY CHRISTMAS
JEWISH CHRISTMAS CAROLS
SANTA MIGHT BE A MEXICAN
THE EASTER BUNNY & SANTA
SANTA'S BEEN A BAD, BAD BOY
DADDY CANCELED CHRISTMAS
ANOTHER INTERNET CHRISTMAS
RUDY, THE RED-NOSED REINDEER
THE HANUKKAH CHANUKAH SONG
SANTA MUST HAVE A HOVERCRAFT
SANTA GOT RUN OVER BY HIS REINDEER
CHESTNUTS ROASTING ON AN OPEN FIRE
WHERE DO VAMPIRES GO ON CHRISTMAS?
DECK THE WALLS (WITH BOWLS OF JELLO)
HAPPY KWANZAA-CHANUKAH-AL HIJRA-CHRISTMAS
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